Brexit and the Consequences

counter_violent

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Mate you keep living in our virtual reality world. EU is hardly imploding as per your narrative but continues to sign new trade agreements with rest of the World. That is something you Brexiteers blag about but have zilch to demonstrate as anything of substance delivered.

All I'm hearing is a lot of hot air and gusto with much hype. Interesting watch.

Keep planning your Brexit. (y)
European officials now believe the UK WILL leave without a deal. Confidence and investment is collapsing. Oh Dear, this wasn't supposed to happen was it Att ! :ROFLMAO:

 

Pat494

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English to become official language of the EU

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Moiderin r langwage is not an option. Eurospeak is just awful.
 

Atilla

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European officials now believe the UK WILL leave without a deal. Confidence and investment is collapsing. Oh Dear, this wasn't supposed to happen was it Att ! :ROFLMAO:

A lot of pain is coming to a World near you. It's global.

The consequences of Brexit will play out in the next few years to come.

You are always so premature in your judgement calls (much like a juvenile delinquent) claiming to be always right when thus far you have been abysmally wrong.

Be patient mi fwiend :whistle:
 

Atilla

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EU Defence Union = EU procurement = Type31 Frigate contract to Germany, NOT Harland & Wolf.
Pointed this out to you in earlier posts; France and UK will benefit from supplying a European army but did you listen or consider?

Let me guess, you are gutted now. :eek:
 

Signalcalc

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Pointed this out to you in earlier posts; France and UK will benefit from supplying a European army but did you listen or consider?

Let me guess, you are gutted now. :eek:
What.the.hell are you talking about?? How do you go from EU Defence Union = Germany winning contracts for UK frigates, to UK & France benefiting from an EU Army?.

The mind boggles :ROFLMAO:
 

Pat494

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Got an OK cricket player you guys would like.

Oh dear it looks like we have another 20 years of superman Smith to contend with.
Should we bounce some more balls off his head or insist the Ozzie team starts with MINUS 100 deficit to even things up a bit ?
 

Signalcalc

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Are the Tories going to be able actually no deal Brexit, no signs of a fudge deal, no sign of negotiation, all the signs of no deal prep, they are in a game of poker with the EU, who blinks first?

 

Signalcalc

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Are the Tories going to be able actually no deal Brexit, no signs of a fudge deal, no sign of negotiation, all the signs of no deal prep, they are in a game of poker with the EU, who blinks first?

Are these remoaners able to stop a no deal?

 
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