The long road to Zambia

[Skimbleshanks]

Irons? Fishing rods, surely?

 

[Dow Dog]

Princess Anne and her dogs will take care of the sharks matey

 

[MCGF]

Dow Dog-what be the name of this establishment?

Skim-right you are! R u coming with us? We will need a moderator to make sure we are on best behaviour

 

[MCGF]

I thought we had abandoned the idea of P A and her dogs-mind u do u think the royals have got a palace there?

 

[Skimbleshanks]

Well I've often been called a female dog (or perhaps it was a witch, but the hearing aid batteries were low at the time), so perhaps I could deputise for P Anne and her dogs.

 

[MCGF]

Its good to have u on board!

 

[Dow Dog]

The hotel is called " The Lusaka Retirement Home for Rich Widows"

We may have to disguise ourselves to look like rich widows.

I'll contact Edna Everidge for some costumes.

 

[MCGF]

Hmm.......interesting name!

Mind u what is it called in Zambian?

I have some tights by the way

 

[Dow Dog]

Dunno the Zambian translation mate. Might need help from Chibuku there.

 

[MCGF]

Chibuku can u give us a quick course in Zambian please? We are going to struggle to speak to those widows otherwise!

 

[Dow Dog]

Well I've often been called a female dog (or perhaps it was a witch, but the hearing aid batteries were low at the time), so perhaps I could deputise for P Anne and her dogs.

I'm sure you're a lovely lady really Skimmy so welcome aboard the skateboard to Zambia.

Are you originally from Scotland by the way ?

 

[IDI AMIN DADA]

I'd love to join you people.I'm looking to re-locate my 'South Park' theme park.The look on the little kids' faces when they realise I really am the Chef is a wonder to behold.An endless supply of tender morsels and the parents paying ME for the privilege.

 

[Dow Dog]

Idi - I thought you died recently out in Jeddah mate.

Was that a ruse by the press ?

 

[MCGF]

Oh my lord!

Its becoming a circus!

 

[MCGF]

Is he going to be a danger to our safety tho?

 

[Dow Dog]

He once proclaimed himself the King of Scotland so I would say yes, he is probably too much of a risk.

Better check out the risk/reward ratio on this one mate. Looks a bit dodgy.

 

[MCGF]

Yeah sorry Idi but we cant allow anything to jeopordise Operation marry rich zambian widow

 

[Dow Dog]

Too bad Idi.

Why not organise an expedition to Uganda for old time's sake ?

 

[MCGF]

Yeah! Would u go though DD?

 

[Dow Dog]

DD ?