UK 2015 General Election - Competition

[postman]

On the basis its easy to knock people but harder to do it, I have typed in the scores (please check them) and the totals should be as follows.
It clearly shows there is only one numpty!

 

[Atilla]

Your really having a bad day / week.
Youve counted "turnout %" as seats in your totals.

Except for yours.

Ooopsy daisy...

Looks like it's the white lines but mine. Grey ones were wrong too. :cheesy:

Marvellous excel doing the auto-calcs for me. Lapse of judgement and all that... :whistling


Here is take umpteen...



Anybody seen the BBC Exit Poll... Looks like dreams come true and we may get continuity with the Con-Libs

 

[Atilla]

Well I am in the money on the GU

Looks as though the inside info on exit poll was leaked after 7 20 am tonight

Last time exit Poll was 100% correct

Will it be this time ??

GU up now over 200 pips from after 7 00 pm

Would you not think though that all those hard working labourers may get to vote after a hard days slog and vote Labour?


Good call though.

 

[counter_violent]

Well I am in the money on the GU

Looks as though the inside info on exit poll was leaked after 7 20 am tonight

Last time exit Poll was 100% correct

Will it be this time ??

GU up now over 200 pips from after 7 00 pm

No information leak leading to insider trading on ftse either @ 20:56

Nothing to see here....move along....move along.

 

[postman]

Well based on the exit poll 2 people are tied in first place.
Pat Riley - Ahem referee :whistling
CounterViolent.

Thats assuming a 70% turnout. theres no poll for that.

 

[counter_violent]

Well based on the exit poll 2 people are tied in first place.
Pat Riley - Ahem referee :whistling
CounterViolent.

Thats assuming a 70% turnout. theres no poll for that.

Should be an interesting 24 hrs

 

[postman]

56% turnout in Sunderland. !!!

Gives CV the edge.

 

[mike.]

56% turnout in Sunderland. !!!

Gives CV the edge.

That was some majority for labour !!

 

[Atilla]

Exit poll turnout was 65%


As it stands based on Exit poll it is CV in the lead.

 

[mike.]

As it stands based on Exit poll it is CV in the lead.

Im sure i have just seen that confirmed on the BBC ticker tape

 

[Atilla]

Sorted...

I reckon quite a few, in with a chance as the night is young

 

[Atilla]

Labour up with 3 seats... ooooh...

http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-uk-election/

 

[Pat Riley]

Hola mis amigos. Mexico City. Just enough time for a shave and a shower before headin out for the night. Delighted to be able to check in and all that, but I think you're all a bit addled in the brain with the results. Based on the exit poll available ta me, CV is eating me dust...but amazingly close, as are a few others.

See ya in the morning. Mine, not yours.

 

[Pat Riley]

Am I right in thinking there's still just the 650 seats up for grabs?

Atilla, I did try and tell ya...

 

[Pat Riley]

I'm not too shabby on the S&P close for tomorrow either. What with taking the Prix for the Scottish Independence referendum vote en all back in September, this very likely win on the UK election and being hot favorite for S&P this week, I can sense some jangled nerves.

 

[Atilla]

613 seats out of 650 counted.

Current leader is the right honourable gentlemen Pat Riley

 

[Pat Riley]

Atilla, thank you for takin over the thread and doing such a magnificent job. I wasn't sure I'd be in a position to handle things given me sudden change in plans so good man for steppin into the breach.

Need ta wait for the finals before counting me chickens, but if @Sharky is watching, the speedos, can I get em in maroon with a reinforced lunch box. I'm just sayin'

Trader333, thanks for the tidy up of the thread. Bloody hecklers.

I'm off ta bed now as I've got an early start.

 

[postman]

Looking at a map of the country I noticed this.
Most of the 'sarf' of England swathed in Blue, except for;
The loony left in London.
A couple of OAP retirement homes on the south coast (dementia is a terrible thing).

Then, Oxford and Cambridge labour seats !

What do the best educated people in the country know the we dont?

 

[Atilla]

Looking at a map of the country I noticed this.
Most of the 'sarf' of England swathed in Blue, except for;
The loony left in London.
A couple of OAP retirement homes on the south coast (dementia is a terrible thing).

Then, Oxford and Cambridge labour seats !

What do the best educated people in the country know the we dont?

Couple of ideas...

In London whilst there are many rich people, it takes a great deal of cheap support infrastructure to support them all. Thus, London is like a pit of cheap labour under-paid and over-worked imo. They vote for party that looks after their interest.

Oxford a little more tricky but when one is young there is a kind of idealistic utopia one has in ones mind and it takes about another 20-30 years for one to experience practice is not always the same as theory.

The rich are ignorant and can be miserable as the poor in many aspects of life. That's just my opinion...


Delighted Brighton have stayed GREEN. Leap for joy! :clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[tar]

WTF why i priced UKIP at 27 seats ?! lol

I resign ...