Saddam's first words

[oatman]

What were Saddam's first words when they pulled him out of his hole?













Did I beat David Blane? :cheesy:

 

[DaveJB]

'Okay, you got me, now it's your turn to hide....'

 

[jaykay3]

Gizza Job

 

[mikeak]

Is Halliburton hiring??

 

[eminem]

You could have waited till after xmas, I hate buying presents, you never know what to buy, its always a last minute rush, the shops are so busy....

Or,

I had a bet with Osama Bin Laden that you'd find him first - any joy? Ah well, it was only $10 so whats that worth now?

Or,

Is One True Voice's new single out yet?

 

[suggy]

nine hundred and fifty eight thousand bottles of beer on the wall, nine hundred and fifty . . . oh hullo!

 

[jonnyy40]

oh, what a pity

 

[RogerM]

"The Mole had been working very hard all morning, spring cleaning his little home."

(with apologies to Kenneth Graham!)

 

[jonnyy40]

'I said bring me ''Tarts to ease my sexual needs'' -- Not '' Special Forces and Marines''!

 

[jonnyy40]

Saddam:'I hope President Bush gave orders that I was to be treated fairly when captured?' Marine:'The President gave no orders other than our unit watch ''Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia''. Saddam:'Oh S###!'

 

[jonnyy40]

'Dont push me,'cause I'm close to the edge.
I'm tryin' hard not to lose my head.
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
It's like a Jungle sometimes.You know I wonder how I keep from goin' under.

 

[jpwone]

Hi big boy

Welcome to Iraq

You want ..........

 

[jonnyy40]

'Of course I haven't got Planning Permission.I'd shot all the Planners!'

 

[jonnyy40]

'If you guys can fix me up with Cable.There's $750,000 in it for you.'

 

[twiggytwo]

If I bribe the Judge's do you think they will give me community service, and send me on a nice holiday ? After all I only had a few hundred thousand killed, and I did have a bad time as a child, so it must be someone else to blame, and it was very dark and cold down that hole.

 

[Newtron Bomb]

"Welcome to Saddam's hole.... I got a scud here going cheep and ill be cutting my own throat at that price. I'm practically giving it away."

 

[jonnyy40]

'Can ya dig it?'

 

[jonnyy40]

'I know the country's gone to hell but this much security for a Pizza delivery!?'

 

[jonnyy40]

...Regrets?I've had a few.But in the end,too few to mention....

 

[bonsai]

Can I borrow a comb?

Its another bad hair day !