Saddam's first words

[suggy]

of all the holes in all the world, you had to walk into this one

I win

 

[extreme]

probably screamed and went red like any other baby ... .. oh sorry - you meant the bunker......

 

[lockstock]

You come to help me find my golf ball?

 

[lockstock]

Boo!

 

[lockstock]

Right! Now it's my turn to count to one hundred.

 

[lockstock]

Are Leeds United still in the Premiership & has Ridsdale been hung off the Angel of the North by his nether regions?

 

[MCGF]

U come here often?

 

[MCGF]

Sorry to go off the beaten track here but is there any truth in the rumour hes about to set up his own trading seminar?

 

[MCGF]

Mind u-he would be less popular doing that!

 

[oatman]

He's had time to backtest :cheesy:

 

[lockstock]

Where've you been? Bush said 48hrs, that was three ******** months ago!!!!! :cheesy: :cheesy:

 

[MCGF]

lol!

 

[seancass]

US doctor: "Open your mouth; we want to look inside it."
Saddam: "Why?"
Us doctor: "We're looking for weapons of mouth destruction!"

 

[jsd]

I NEED BUSH. or

(Turn to camera,straight faced if not a little tired looking)"The American Soldiers Will Be Buried Here In Their Tombs In Bagdad."*

* Note that is an original one liner from the legendary "comical Ali"

does anyone know what happend to him, sure he'd make a fortune at after dinner speaking......

 

[oatman]

I think he got a job on Al Jazeera.

 

[bonsai]

Another fine mess you got me into , Ali

 

[BBB]

was it....

"I'm a refugee. Let me into the UK, give me a nice house and dole money - it's my right!"

or...

"Bugger"

or...

Finished with my woman ’cause she couldn’t help me with my mind
People think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify

Can you help me thought you were my friend
Whoah yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late

 

[Dow Dog]

" I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here "

 

[GIBBLESTHESHEEP]

It wasnt me! I swear!

 

[bonsai]

By my long grey beard and withering eye
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me ?

(apologies to STC)