Car Key Boi
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Likes:
Brits in general, especially the wimmin
the fact that yuo speak English (mainly)
the English accent
the Scottish accent (wimmin)
yuor newspapers and the fact that they are allowed to show tits (i wish ours could do that)
yuor roads which twist and turn and make driving interesting (not yuor freeways thou)
yuor banknotes which are different sizes and colors (very handy if yuo're sitting at a bar and half drunk. With American bills, when yuo're drunk, a $100 bill looks like any other denomination)
yuor soccer crowds and the way yuo're allowed to hurl abuse and bottles at each other
watching movies on BBC TV (no commercials every 5 secs)
Big Ben, Tower of London, Stonehenge and all that. This might sound corny, but a sense of awe overcomes me when I visit yuor momuments. It's like WHOAAH! THIS IS OLD! Back home, we don't really have that kind of ancient history
London taxi drivers (they actually know where yuo want to go, and how to get there, and they actually speak English as opposed to Retard)
Dislikes:
the weather (it sux)
Scottish accent (bois only, sometimes i stuggle to understand a word of what they're saying, but i love the Scottish female accent, very sexy, and Welsh accent is kinda cute too)
gas priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a gal
London Tube (dirty, overcrowded and inefficent)
the weather (it sux)
the freeways which seem to be constantly congested and make driving a pain in the butt
cigarettes priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a pack
the overall standard of service in stores, restaurants, banks blah. It's not bad or rude or anything, just not up to the very high standard i'm used to back home. I guess i'm spoilt, although it's a million times better than the service yuo get in Caribbean countries and other developing countries like France
London Heathrow Airport (it sux, see London Tube)
oh I almost forgot, the weather (it sux)
Brits in general, especially the wimmin
the fact that yuo speak English (mainly)
the English accent
the Scottish accent (wimmin)
yuor newspapers and the fact that they are allowed to show tits (i wish ours could do that)
yuor roads which twist and turn and make driving interesting (not yuor freeways thou)
yuor banknotes which are different sizes and colors (very handy if yuo're sitting at a bar and half drunk. With American bills, when yuo're drunk, a $100 bill looks like any other denomination)
yuor soccer crowds and the way yuo're allowed to hurl abuse and bottles at each other
watching movies on BBC TV (no commercials every 5 secs)
Big Ben, Tower of London, Stonehenge and all that. This might sound corny, but a sense of awe overcomes me when I visit yuor momuments. It's like WHOAAH! THIS IS OLD! Back home, we don't really have that kind of ancient history
London taxi drivers (they actually know where yuo want to go, and how to get there, and they actually speak English as opposed to Retard)
Dislikes:
the weather (it sux)
Scottish accent (bois only, sometimes i stuggle to understand a word of what they're saying, but i love the Scottish female accent, very sexy, and Welsh accent is kinda cute too)
gas priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a gal
London Tube (dirty, overcrowded and inefficent)
the weather (it sux)
the freeways which seem to be constantly congested and make driving a pain in the butt
cigarettes priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a pack
the overall standard of service in stores, restaurants, banks blah. It's not bad or rude or anything, just not up to the very high standard i'm used to back home. I guess i'm spoilt, although it's a million times better than the service yuo get in Caribbean countries and other developing countries like France
London Heathrow Airport (it sux, see London Tube)
oh I almost forgot, the weather (it sux)
