Who likes Dogs ?

[Atilla]

Top thread DT,

Made me laugh so much...

I think dogs reflect their characteristics of their owners really as they are happy when you are happy and sad when you are sad. Excellent company either way. As for all the amusing things like itchy **** is no different to humans imo. Ofcourse, they can be trained too it depends on effort put in.

As for cats I had a friend who's wife left him and he went through a bit of a bad patch. She left the cat behind to console the poor *******. Anyway as he was going through a bad patch feeling miserable, he neglected to feed the cat once in a while.

After about a week or two the cat left him too.

Not sure if the cat leaving helped him or not but good news is he has now remarried happily with couple of daughters so there's a happy ending.

Cats will leave you if you don't treat them right and dogs will die for you.

I reckon that's why women prefer cats and men prefer dogs imho.

 

[Splitlink]

Oh, well- What can expect from a nation of dog-lovers?

I thought that by coming over here I might get away from them. Have you seen (of course you have) the idiotic smiles on two dog owners faces when their animals are trying to put their noses up each others arses? "Aren't they sweet?" "Mine knows everything I say."

 

[DionysusToast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofpYRITtLSg&feature=player_embedded#!

Can't see a cat doing that.

Edit: I like dogs, got a jack russell and I miss him as much as the rest of my family when I'm at uni.

This is just one dog securing a fresh dinner...

 

[rathcoole_exile]

They eat them with chips in the Far East:whistling


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i prefer my dog meat with a bowl of rice

 

[arabianights]

Finally in Scotland. Who wants to see a pic of my dog?

 

[HowardCohodas]

Finally in Scotland. Who wants to see a pic of my dog?

Count me in.

Scotland is a country I'd love to visit someday. Got to London and got to Limerick, but not to anyplace in Scotland yet.

 

[ha0dho]

Real men have a Dog, at least once in their lives.

i have a little Chihuahua called rosie does this make me a real man

 

[Greenlight]

Re: Who likes Dogs ?

noisey, smell of ****, aggressive, anti social, unhygienic, inconsiderate and the dogs arn't much better either...

 

[MrGecko]

Finally in Scotland. Who wants to see a pic of my dog?

I will if you will.

 

[MrGecko]

i have a little Chihuahua called rosie does this make me a real man

Yes, but it doesn't stop you being a tw@t.

:cheesy:

 

[elitejets]

Boomer & Tigger

 

[Scotty2Cues]

Finally in Scotland. Who wants to see a pic of my dog?

you went all way to scotland to take pic of dog to post?

 

[Scotty2Cues]

I mean - if I came round your house, lay on the floor and licked my balls and anus for 20 minutes, then came and licked your face, would you tickle me behind the ear and call me your best friend ?
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with this and your thread about tossed salad in prison ; you start some odd threads...

are you a weirdo?

 

[arabianights]

you went all way to scotland to take pic of dog to post?

yes... I swam there too

 

[Scotty2Cues]

I don't like people much at all.
There is a pretty good collection of some of the people I don't like on this thread.
A dog won't lie to you, steal your money/car/property, rape your wife, tax you to death, destroy your bank / Government / wealth / currency.

With everything that goes on in the world I am shocked you people don't have something more important to bitch about than whether someone else chooses to have a dog or not.

ffs, a dog wont lie to you as it doesnt talk, it wont steal your car as it cant drive, certainly wont tax you to death etc etc and neither will a microwave oven but i bet you dont talk to that or class it as a companion.
People who own dogs (or any pets) and talk to them etc are odd!

 

[Scotty2Cues]

yes... I swam there too

? because of snow on roads/track? swam?

 

[Scotty2Cues]

Why do people talk to animals? so dumb when you think about it...

 

[Chartsy]

my dog just farted, lovely

 

[arabianights]

? because of snow on roads/track? swam?

just my wee joke... it wasn't very good

anyway dunno what ej on about, my dog will steal from me!

 

[Atilla]

Why do people talk to animals? so dumb when you think about it...

Cause they have ears...