Marwan2010
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Advantages of spreadbetting!
I dont have to pay Tax!
tax to benefit cheats
Asylum seekers
and now to the MPs
I wonder how manyof them will be prosecuted???
That is why I spread bet - have not paid any tax
Marwan2010
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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of
'ASYLUM'.
> Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
HIJACK AN AIRLINER
and win
A COUNCIL HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
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'ASYLUM'
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This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our
Partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.
> No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:
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> If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
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> So play today.
> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
> activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
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Everyone's a winner, when they play
'ASYLUM'
'ASYLUM'.
> Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
HIJACK AN AIRLINER
and win
A COUNCIL HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The British Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our
Partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.
> No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury, £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.
> If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counselors are waiting to help.
It won't cost you a penny.
It could change your life forever
> So play today.
> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
> activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
> bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...
COME ON DOWN!
> Get along to the airport!
Get along to the lorry park!
Get along to the ferry terminal!
Don't stop in Germany or France !
Go straight to Britain
And you are:
GUARANTEED
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they play
'ASYLUM'
westham010
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Hahaha, nice one:clap::clap::clap:
new_trader
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Yes you have...well, not you directly, but the S/B company you deal with will pay company tax from the money they take from you.It might help you sleep at night thinking the tax hasn't come out of your 'income', but the only way to really avoid all the things you mentioned is to not have any money at all or own anything and get it all from the British Government...'ASYLUM' maybe?
Marwan2010
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