Self taught? Impossible!

[the hare]

Getting slapped by the world foremost expert in price behavior; in front of the turtles is priceless 😆

Political correctness and "nanny state protocols" have no place in trading education.

From what I've seen most of the people involved in this charade would have benefitted enormously from a robust kicking.

I've soundly critisised Mr B for his setting of unrealistic expectations amongst his pupils, but I believe slapping people around as a regular part of their training, and exposing them to the rough and tumble of real life might actually be quite advantageous.

 

[alphadude]

Political correctness and "nanny state protocols" have no place in trading education.

From what I've seen most of the people involved in this charade would have benefitted enormously from a robust kicking.

I've soundly critisised Mr B for his setting of unrealistic expectations amongst his pupils, but I believe slapping people around as a regular part of their training, and exposing them to the rough and tumble of real life might actually be quite advantageous.

Slapbooby getting upset; and a big slap 😆

Funny Teacher Slap - YouTube

 

[The Leopard]

Slapbooby getting upset; and a big slap 😆

Funny Teacher Slap - YouTube

Slapbooby! 😆👍

 

[the hare]

Slapbooby getting upset; and a big slap 😆

👍

A very good effort, but I'm sure Mr Baghdady (world be-hatch slapping champion 2012) could show this guy a thing or two.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I could take 20 people, teach them my method, and I assure you that 12 months later, IF they'd followed the rules, then as a group, they'd be profitable.

So where is this course at ? Will I see broker statements showing 10 wins in a row ?

 

[The Leopard]

👍

A very good effort, but I'm sure Mr Baghdady (world be-hatch slapping champion 2012) could show this guy a thing or two.

I understand that he is in fact the world's foremost expert on bee-yahatch slapping behaviour.

Be sure to tune into his webinar to see Slapbooby slap bitchez - 100% live!*



*No live be-hatch slapping will actually take place. Retrospective bitch-slaps that could have occurred in hindsight will be pointed out instead.

 

[counter_violent]

So where is this course at ? Will I see broker statements showing 10 wins in a row ?

Wrong course, do you ever pay attention.

That's MY course !😆

 

[the hare]

Will I see broker statements showing 10 wins in a row ?

I dont really know as I dont actually track consecutive wins on an ongoing basis. I had 14 consecutive losses once if that helps, so I think I could probably show you 10 consecutive wins if thats important to you 😕

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I dont really know as I dont actually track consecutive wins on an ongoing basis. I had 14 consecutive losses once if that helps, so I think I could probably show you 10 consecutive wins if thats important to you 😕

Can you make it 11 wins in a row to differentiate your course from counter_violent's ?

 

[alphadude]

I dont really know as I dont actually track consecutive wins on an ongoing basis. I had 14 consecutive losses once if that helps, so I think I could probably show you 10 consecutive wins if thats important to you 😕

make sure it is the "right side of chart" broker statement. we have seen enough "left side of chart" statements. :cheesy:

also; make sure it is *your* statement; not *your friend's*

 

[the hare]

Can you make it 11 wins in a row to differentiate your course from counter_violent's ?

Within reason, I can make the number of consecutive wins anything you'd like it to be, although I suspect CV could do the same.

Since I have no intention of teaching dunces, it hardly matters.

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

this chart contains everything you need to know. seriously there is nothing else you need to make a living as a trader.

 

[The Leopard]

this chart contains everything you need to know. seriously there is nothing else you need to make a living as a trader.

Boll0cks.

Where is the Macdady indicator, for example? Or indeed any secret, custom-made indicators?

I can't see how I could make 300% per trade from that chart.

My money goes to Slaphbooby.

 

[tar]

this chart contains everything you need to know. seriously there is nothing else you need to make a living as a trader.

incorrect

 

[alphadude]

this chart contains everything you need to know. seriously there is nothing else you need to make a living as a trader.

Using Slapbooby indicator; I slapped the chart left and right; and got a profitable trade

 

[The Leopard]

Using Slapbooby indicator; I slapped the chart left and right; and got a profitable trade

😆😆😆

Excellent stuff! 🙂

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

incorrect

here I corrected your name tar(d)😆

 

[tar]

here I corrected your name tar(d)😆

lol , j*rk , you definitely need more than a chart to make a living trading , how about trading physiology , money management skills , coping with drawdowns , some traders even don't use a chart to make money ... who is the ta*d now 😆

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

lol , j*rk , you definitely need more than a chart to make a living trading , how about trading physiology , money management skills , coping with drawdowns , some traders even don't use a chart to make money ... who is the ta*d now 😆

Trading physiology / psychology = bo77ox

Money management = cut losers run winners end of

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

Hey Choccie, I'm not one to stir things up but tar just pm'd me saying he's gonna **** u up ..honest:whistling

Oh god not more death threats. Lol