Our Nan

sigmund1

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Lets face it, if you haven't made a stonking, over the top profit in this market you'd be better off with a deposit account.

Our Nan, have I mentioned Our Nan before?

Well Our Nan made so much money last year it's disgusting.

We both spent most of it flying to Dubai private, the champagne is very nice in private and the Burj puts on such a nice firework display over Christmas.

Well, she beat Buffet hands down, I've seen her do this time and time again.

Year in and year out.

Our Nan trades better than the best and what she does is so, so easy.

2 trades she opened last Sept, one is still open and up over 160%

The other, stop hit for around a 100% profit.

How did she do it,?

Stay tuned I'm in a good mood, will tell you next time.

Got to go now, there's a long legged blond just rang my bell.
 

Quantt

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Lets face it, if you haven't made a stonking, over the top profit in this market you'd be better off with a deposit account.

Our Nan, have I mentioned Our Nan before?

Well Our Nan made so much money last year it's disgusting.

We both spent most of it flying to Dubai private, the champagne is very nice in private and the Burj puts on such a nice firework display over Christmas.

Well, she beat Buffet hands down, I've seen her do this time and time again.

Year in and year out.

Our Nan trades better than the best and what she does is so, so easy.

2 trades she opened last Sept, one is still open and up over 160%

The other, stop hit for around a 100% profit.

How did she do it,?

Stay tuned I'm in a good mood, will tell you next time.

Got to go now, there's a long legged blond just rang my bell.
The suspension is killing me softly(slowly)...
 

darktone

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Lets face it, if you haven't made a stonking, over the top profit in this market you'd be better off with a deposit account.

Our Nan, have I mentioned Our Nan before?

Well Our Nan made so much money last year it's disgusting.

We both spent most of it flying to Dubai private, the champagne is very nice in private and the Burj puts on such a nice firework display over Christmas.

Well, she beat Buffet hands down, I've seen her do this time and time again.

Year in and year out.

Our Nan trades better than the best and what she does is so, so easy.

2 trades she opened last Sept, one is still open and up over 160%

The other, stop hit for around a 100% profit.

How did she do it,?

Stay tuned I'm in a good mood, will tell you next time.

Got to go now, there's a long legged blond just rang my bell.
 

sigmund1

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dumb and getting dumber

Our Nan's been know to comment that the poor working classes are beyond help.

Would appear from the previous messages this is true.
 

sigmund1

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good grief

Someone asked Our Nan a few months ago at a dinner party about trading the stock market and that they fancied a go.

Our Nan helped out, she explained what to do, how to do it and even gave them a recommeded share to buy.

We've just heard through a friend of a friend that they initialy did quiet well but are now carrying a deep loss.

How can this be, well it appears that at some point they read an article that said the Stock Market was due for a heafty downturn, so instead of buying more they decided to sell.

Good frigging grief, can you believe that, selling in a bull market.

Children and matches seems to come to mind.

If they had followed Our Nans advice they would be sitting of a heafty profit right now instead of a heafty debt.
 

Nowler

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Someone asked Our Nan a few months ago at a dinner party about trading the stock market and that they fancied a go.

Our Nan helped out, she explained what to do, how to do it and even gave them a recommeded share to buy.

We've just heard through a friend of a friend that they initialy did quiet well but are now carrying a deep loss.

How can this be, well it appears that at some point they read an article that said the Stock Market was due for a heafty downturn, so instead of buying more they decided to sell.

Good frigging grief, can you believe that, selling in a bull market.

Children and matches seems to come to mind.

If they had followed Our Nans advice they would be sitting of a heafty profit right now instead of a heafty debt.
So how much is this thing that you are beating around the bush to sell us going to cost?
 

cbrads

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What's everyone's favourite type of nan? I Love a garlic nan, but I also love curries full of garlic so it can be a bit too much sometimes. So if I had to choose, I would plumb for a good old plain one YUM! There are some right exotic varieties but I'm a man of humble origins and find them a little ostentatious...
 

timsk

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What's everyone's favourite type of nan? ...
I'm a Peshwari naan man myself. I always prefer naan to rice. Unlike our nan who, despite being a nan, preferred rice to naan. That's nans for ya! Well, that's my nan at least; your nan and Sig's nan may be very different of course.
:LOL:
 

Quantt

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The suspension is killing me softly(slowly)...
What a disappointment!
I wanted to hear about the long legged blond!

The blond!!!
 

Kaeso

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Someone asked Our Nan a few months ago at a dinner party about trading the stock market and that they fancied a go.

Our Nan helped out, she explained what to do, how to do it and even gave them a recommeded share to buy.

We've just heard through a friend of a friend that they initialy did quiet well but are now carrying a deep loss.

How can this be, well it appears that at some point they read an article that said the Stock Market was due for a heafty downturn, so instead of buying more they decided to sell.

Good frigging grief, can you believe that, selling in a bull market.

Children and matches seems to come to mind.

If they had followed Our Nans advice they would be sitting of a heafty profit right now instead of a heafty debt.

I eat nan with a vindaloo and afterwards i need a plop stop (y)
 

Oscar Reed

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Lets face it, if you haven't made a stonking, over the top profit in this market you'd be better off with a deposit account.

Our Nan, have I mentioned Our Nan before?

Well Our Nan made so much money last year it's disgusting.

We both spent most of it flying to Dubai private, the champagne is very nice in private and the Burj puts on such a nice firework display over Christmas.

Well, she beat Buffet hands down, I've seen her do this time and time again.

Year in and year out.

Our Nan trades better than the best and what she does is so, so easy.

2 trades she opened last Sept, one is still open and up over 160%

The other, stop hit for around a 100% profit.

How did she do it,?

Stay tuned I'm in a good mood, will tell you next time.

Got to go now, there's a long legged blond just rang my bell.
Is your Nan still single?
 

sigmund1

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what's she like

I can tell everybody's wondering what Our Nans like.

Think Jane Fonda, think vegetarian, Think Yoga, Think Street Smarts, Think pretty good at trading and Investing.

Flies private everywhere, says she can be checked into the hotel, changed, and sipping her fav cocktail before cattle class have left the departure lounge.

Born in a Castle...how cool is that. Now lives in a home, a Stately Home in the Cotswolds. We all have apts there, so Our Nan is my next door neighbour.

The views from the box window seats is particulary nice when there is a heavy frost on the Tudour Knot garden, as is the rose gardens in summer. Jack the gardner does a terric job.

We have a family joke that involves a great, great Grandmother, apparently a couple of centuries ago when she was told the Estate workers were all entitled to weekend off, she replied, "What's a Weekend"?

Nan has a little place in "Central London" when she's "gone shopping" and stays at various hotels on Jumeriah Beach when topping up her tan and shopping which is frequent.

Only drinks Hacienda La Esmeralda coffee, eye water price. I prefer SB's, Our Nan says that's because the waitresses are good looking, personally, I haven't a clue whats she talking about.

A few years ago she purchased a fake Caravaggio, had it x-rayed and DNA'd, only turned out to be a real one. The devil's in the detail, Our Nan does seems to have an eye for detail, not to mention chauffeurs, they all seems to be tall, tanned fit looking blokes of Italian extraction, just a coincidence me thinks.

I have a youger sister who say's when travelling with me that if I drive through that Council Estate she will kill herself or sue me for mental cruelty...apparently, she'd rather drive through Syria, a slight exageration me thinks and says "Hoodies" are "So Last Century"....good point!