met a girl the other day. she had a lovely tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. it was amazing, if you put your ear against it you could smell the sea....
two men in an airport rushing around bump into one another.
1st man says to the 2nd "i cant find my wife"
2nd says i cant find mine either! what does yours look like?"
well says the 1st "shes about 5"10" blond hair, blue eyes, tight ass and big tits, what about yours?
"**** her" replies the second "i'm going to look for yours"
3 things not to say in a gay bar
**** me its busy in here.
bugger me that drinks cheep.
let me push your stool in...
NO OFFENCE MENT