I want golfing lessons

[neil]

Crikey Chaps,
Thought I would get some formal golf lessons before I joined a club.

Approached a local ( Tehidy) Golf Club who wanted me to fill in a form, get references, THEN go along for an interview - just to knock a white ball around.

Interview - I want to play golf, not get a job !!

Tuition = £20 per half hour.

So the search continues for a golf club to accept an over fifty, socialist, golfing novice.

Interview - ye gods!!

 

[BBB]

Why would a socialist like you want to play a 'sport' like golf?

I thought golf was for the beige-waa-zee middle classes. You bloody sell out.

Anyway, golf is a good walk spoilt by 18 holes.

LOL

 

[BBB]

Dont forget your tartan trousers.

 

[oatman]

Go clay shooting instead. No snobbery, less cheating :cheesy:

 

[neil]

aha

Go clay shooting instead. No snobbery, less cheating :cheesy:

Might also be cheaper.

BBB might approve of that :cheesy:

 

[BBB]

Yea - clay shooting is good fun. Almost as good fun as the real thing - shooting hippies.

 

[oatman]

I can't throw a hippy far enough to make it fair :cheesy:

 

[Trader333]

I dont see how you can be a socialist and a trader. A trader seeks to take from the many to benefit oneself and a socialist seeks to take from the few and distribute to the many.

Therefore the two are mutually incompatible so please explain how this is reconciled ? Unless you are a Gemini of course ?


Paul

 

[oatman]

A former socialist Prime Minister was seen visiting his commodity broker the week before a sterling devaluation.
I wonder if he had a position

 

[BBB]

I was just thinking that too Paul.

Speaking of commies, I received some junk through the door today from some outfit called the RESPECT THE UNITY COALITION. They stand for the following:
Respect, Equality, Socialism, Peace, Environment, Community, Trade unionism.

All the things I'm against!!! hahahaha. What a bunch of wallies. No surprise to see George Galloway is behind it all.

Bloody reds.

 

[FTSE Beater]

Crikey Chaps,
Thought I would get some formal golf lessons before I joined a club.

Approached a local ( Tehidy) Golf Club who wanted me to fill in a form, get references, THEN go along for an interview - just to knock a white ball around.

Hi Neil

LOL
Yep, joining golf courses is like going for a job interview, but it is worth it
£20 an hour is about average these days. I have to say though, Tehidy golf club is superb, (one of the best I've played), so there maybe cheaper deals around.

Happy hitting

 

[neil]

Pisces

I dont see how you can be a socialist and a trader. A trader seeks to take from the many to benefit oneself and a socialist seeks to take from the few and distribute to the many.

Therefore the two are mutually incompatible so please explain how this is reconciled ? Unless you are a Gemini of course ?


Paul

Thats what they tell you. Socialists, or any other group, will exploit the masses for their own ends. I am no different - except I do not exploit individuals in daily life.

Confused - well, sorry, thats how I am. My own brand of socialism therefore I have no need to justify myself to others, never will.

 

[neil]

Hi Neil

LOL
Yep, joining golf courses is like going for a job interview, but it is worth it
£20 an hour is about average these days. I have to say though, Tehidy golf club is superb, (one of the best I've played), so there maybe cheaper deals around.

Happy hitting

teed off on a local course yesterday ( good slice) and spent ages looking for a white ball among millions of seagull feathers ( No- I didn't hit a seagull. They walk around shedding feathers with the intention of making life difficult for me - so it seems at times)

Ah -yes. A shotgun. No that offends my Hindu principles

Also, I am nervous about teeing off in front of one club house that is close to the first tee. Everyone is watching you, and I am guaranteed to fluff the shot.

No I will not play any of you for money

 

[BBB]

Neil - Good for you! So whens the revolution due?

PS - you may want to watch Caddyshcak for some tips for your plush golf club.

 

[neil]

Plush

Neil - Good for you! So whens the revolution due?

PS - you may want to watch Caddyshcak for some tips for your plush golf club.

(a) revolution is ongoing

(b) Plush - no , you just pay and they let you in. No interviews with some pompous Colonel Blimp etc.

 

[Car Key Boi]

be the ball, neil

be the ball

NANNNNNNNNNANANANA!

 

[BBB]

CKB - The car parks of golf clubs must be your favourite haunts! All those new motors parked with no respect to anyone else - tsk tsk - SSSCCCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[euroderivatives]

Lol Bbb

 

[euroderivatives]

If you are a socialist, you should be a caddy and not a golfer.
You will do collective work. :cheesy:
BBB you are hilarious lol.

 

[BBB]

EuroD - calling me a socialist is equally hilarious.

Not as hilarious as www.carkeyboi.com though!