BBC Caption competition

Car Key Boi · Jul 17, 2003

This week, former sumo wrestler Konishiki prepares to make his opera debut in a Tokyo production of Die Fledermaus. What's being said (or sung)?

bonsai · Jul 17, 2003

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see them ?

bonsai · Jul 17, 2003

He's going to marry ?

Yum Yum !

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

Whose turn in the barrel?

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

I think with the Elephant suppository, we've gone too far the other way!

oatman · Jul 17, 2003

Who said Elvis is dead?

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

"When I said my nerves were making me sh1t bricks, you thought I was kidding?"

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

If Fledermaus aint dead with that on top of 'im, he never will be.

bonsai · Jul 17, 2003

OK Sammo, you look well Hung enough to deal with those two !

Skimbleshanks · Jul 17, 2003

A bloke on a barrel is worth two birds on a balcony.

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

"The 'Walrus of Love' is dead Baby. I'm the 'Doorway to Foreplay'."

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

" It may look daft but there weren't no way I was climbing a Trellis." WITH THANKS TO SKIMBLESHANKS

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

"I know the whole cast agreed to put our Chocolate in the Fridge but can't you think of another way to thaw it?"

bonsai · Jul 17, 2003

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks
it is the east and Juliet is her name.

Oh god, she's brought her mother !

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

" When we said you had to project, we didn't mean your piles."

Skimbleshanks · Jul 17, 2003

Perhaps he's singing: "Doh! Ray, Me Fat So Laugh Heartily."

bonsai · Jul 17, 2003

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

That's the best so far.

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

' The Malls are alive, with the sound of Muzac.?'

jonnyy40 · Jul 17, 2003

"A Wrestler becoming a Singer? That's like a Bar-Steward becoming deputy Prime-Minister!"