BBC Caption competition

Car Key Boi

Well-known member
This week, former sumo wrestler Konishiki prepares to make his opera debut in a Tokyo production of Die Fledermaus. What's being said (or sung)?



Experienced member
"When I said my nerves were making me sh1t bricks, you thought I was kidding?"


Experienced member
" It may look daft but there weren't no way I was climbing a Trellis." WITH THANKS TO SKIMBLESHANKS


Experienced member
"I know the whole cast agreed to put our Chocolate in the Fridge but can't you think of another way to thaw it?"


Veteren member
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks
it is the east and Juliet is her name.

Oh god, she's brought her mother !


Experienced member
"A Wrestler becoming a Singer? That's like a Bar-Steward becoming deputy Prime-Minister!"
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