BBC Caption competition

Car Key Boi

Well-known member
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This week, former sumo wrestler Konishiki prepares to make his opera debut in a Tokyo production of Die Fledermaus. What's being said (or sung)?

 

jonnyy40

Experienced member
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I think with the Elephant suppository, we've gone too far the other way!
 

Skimbleshanks

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2,325 16
A bloke on a barrel is worth two birds on a balcony.
 

jonnyy40

Experienced member
1,329 11
" It may look daft but there weren't no way I was climbing a Trellis." WITH THANKS TO SKIMBLESHANKS
 

jonnyy40

Experienced member
1,329 11
"I know the whole cast agreed to put our Chocolate in the Fridge but can't you think of another way to thaw it?"
 

bonsai

Veteren member
4,106 10
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks
it is the east and Juliet is her name.

Oh god, she's brought her mother !
 

jonnyy40

Experienced member
1,329 11
" When we said you had to project, we didn't mean your piles."
 
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