BBC Caption competition

[jonnyy40]

"I told you it was water-retention! -- Look how dry this Dung is!"

 

[Skimbleshanks]

'S**t a brick' took on a whole new meaning.

 

[Skimbleshanks]

"Hahaha," she said, "you're just one big barrel of lards."

 

[bonsai]

" How much is that dolly in the window.
The one with the waggly tail ?"
.....
" I do hope that dolly's for sale"

apologies to Alma Cogan ?

 

[spreadbet]

come up and see me sometime

 

[jpwone]

Thought I recognised it.

Its an Amsterdam doorman.

 

[cassiopeia]

Stand clear, Mr Creosote is in town again!

They only had pantomine dresses up to size 12

I can't hold up the wall for much longer!

Oh no! he's just sat on the relief valve

Japanese start to inflate Sumu Wrestler balloon to acheive world height record

Sorry, I must be getting carried away with all these captions!

 

[bonsai]

Car Key
are you gonna post the winning entries ?

How do you reckon we did against the best the bbc could find.

 

[Skimbleshanks]

Here's the BBC's winners ... must say, T2W's were far far better.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3074133.stm

 

[bonsai]

aye

the ayes have it .

 

[bonsai]

Car Key
Where did you get to ? You seemed to disappear for a day.
No contributions from you. ?

Did you get done for loitering with intent ?

 

[Car Key Boi]

no chance, i'm incredibly stealthy when i'm keying up cars

i make a Ninja look like a sumo wrestler at the opera

 

[bonsai]

This weeks caption
There must be lots of ideas for this one ?
<img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/magazine_enl_1059049120/img/1.jpg">

 

[bonsai]

right now if I move Campbell to the Treasury and Hoon
to Social Security, I think I can get a stale mate.
what would you do dear ?

 

[reactor]

cherie: 'don't move, i've lost my thong!'

tony: ' forget about your thong! i've still got a hard-on! pretend we're admiring these rocks!'

 

[bonsai]

"Master of all I survey. At last"


"Yes dear, anything you say dear. Do you have the car keys ?"

 

[bonsai]

Its true what they say.
You can be lonely in a crowd.

 

[bonsai]

"What the hell did you put in my soup ?"

 

[jonnyy40]

"Ingenious people, these Chinese. Turning aborted female foetuses into paper-weights."

 

[bonsai]

v.g
needs (cr)(lf) ?