BBC Caption competition

[bonsai]

"Did I really kill all these people. just like that ?"

"yes dear, just like that"

"Oh well, What's next ?"

 

[Skimbleshanks]

"How many do you think I can fit into the pockets inside my coat," she whispered.

 

[Skimbleshanks]

"Darling, don't you just love their idea of shag pile," she said.

 

[bonsai]

Anybody here seen Kelly
K E double L Y
Anybody here seen Kelly
Kelly from the Isle of man

 

[bonsai]

"Psst, have you got a penny , dear ? "

 

[sidinuk]

"IG Index are offering a spead on how many there are here. 100 to sell or 10,000 to buy, seems reasonable."

 

[sidinuk]

"they used to be 6 feet tall until we introduced the clay tax."

 

[bonsai]

"Try and look nonchalant dear while I get up first. I forgot to put
my knickers on !"

 

[oatman]

I told you we were meeting the Bushes, not in the bushes, you should've gone before we left home.

 

[bonsai]

But the winners were

6. Paul Lawes, London, England
Cherie winced as she realised she'd started a "domino effect".

5. P Anghelides, Southampton, UK
The war against terracotta.

4. Kevin Smith, Eastbourne
Cherie regretted wearing a short skirt for their state visit to Lilliput.

3. Mel, Barnsley
"Honey, I shrunk the cabinet."

2. Jason Spiller, Dorchester, Dorset
"Leave it Tony, they're not worth it."

1. Dawn Roseman, Cupar, UK
"Just look grateful Tony, and then we'll worry about where we're going to put them."

 

[Kilnside]

The camera's over here. dear

 

[sibroh]

This week, former sumo wrestler Konishiki prepares to make his opera debut in a Tokyo production of Die Fledermaus. What's being said (or sung)?

HI I am from next door we were doing swan lake but someone has eaten our swan
any ideas big man