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This trade was easy.I know that a lot of traders are superstitious and are very nervous around triple witching time.i simply waited till the underlying volume on the bollinger band had hit 66666666(the devils number)This occured at 6min past 6(new york time)i sold at £500 per point.at this exact time all of the bloomberg terminals froze due to a flash crash.i was 10 billion offside for a mili second but it all came back in the end.i ended up with £10 in my pocket.I NEVER USED ANY STOP AS IG ALWAYS TAKE YOUR STOPS OUT.
 
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This trade was easy.I know that a lot of traders are superstitious and are very nervous around triple witching time.i simply waited till the underlying volume on the bollinger band had hit 66666666(the devils number)This occured at 6min past 6(new york time)i sold at £500 per point.at this exact time all of the bloomberg terminals froze due to a flash crash.i was 10 billion offside for a mili second but it all came back in the end.i ended up with £10 in my pocket.I NEVER USED ANY STOP AS IG ALWAYS TAKE YOUR STOPS OUT.


LOLMAO

Love it :LOL:
 
Dont you just hate it when the markets are closed on bank holidays.You cant lie about how much you have made on monday morning after holding a lot of pseudo positions over the weekend.You have to wait 1 whole day before you can start talking bullshirt.Now being addicted to telling pork pies i find this soul destroying.Hold on gang my numbers have just come up in an online bingo game-wow 10k in the bank.I also play online poker and multi table(10 tables at once)at this exact moment in time i have AA on every table.I still prefer the markets though as that is very easy money.
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Hey i had a little go on my demo account again-made £1.50
some guy asked for my statement
i will never do that as you may find out my method
everyone will then become copycats and i will never be able to make that kind of money again
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Ive just inherited a huge amount of money and want to invest it as safely as possible.Im looking at forex and the broker must be UK based authorised in New Zealand but owned and operated from British Anguilla.I kid you not stuff like that actually happens.
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///////////Re my inheritance-i have not actually got it yet but its on its way----check out the below e mail//////////////////


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC Chris Swecker,



Attention Beneficiary,




Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo /Mr. Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.


The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).




We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owned to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.


To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $255 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $255.00 only.


Barrister,Samson Lucas.(ATM Card Center Director)

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

ATM Card Center Director

Email:[email protected]


Do contact of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:



FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________





On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $255.00 via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.


Barrister,Samson Lucas, DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in posses of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately.Help stop cyber crime.

FEW LIST OF TRACKING NUMBERS YOU CAN

TRACK FROM (UPS) WEBSITE(http://WWW.UPS.COM)TO CONFIRM PEOPLE

LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT SUCCESSFULLY.

JOHNNY ALMANTE ==============1Z2X59394198080570
GARY METZGER ==============1Z2X59394195952759
GLEN PAPANIKAS ==============1Z2X59394198690947
CAROL R BUCZYNSKI ==============1Z2X59394197862530
KARIMA EMELIA TAYLOR ==============1Z2X59394198591527
LISA LAIRD ==============1Z2X59394196641913
POLLY SHAYKIN ==============1Z2X59394198817702
 
///////////Re my inheritance-i have not actually got it yet but its on its way----check out the below e mail//////////////////


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC Chris Swecker,



Attention Beneficiary,




Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo /Mr. Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.


The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).




We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owned to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.


To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $255 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $255.00 only.


Barrister,Samson Lucas.(ATM Card Center Director)

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

ATM Card Center Director

Email:[email protected]


Do contact of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:



FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________





On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $255.00 via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.


Barrister,Samson Lucas, DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in posses of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately.Help stop cyber crime.

FEW LIST OF TRACKING NUMBERS YOU CAN

TRACK FROM (UPS) WEBSITE(http://WWW.UPS.COM)TO CONFIRM PEOPLE

LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT SUCCESSFULLY.

JOHNNY ALMANTE ==============1Z2X59394198080570
GARY METZGER ==============1Z2X59394195952759
GLEN PAPANIKAS ==============1Z2X59394198690947
CAROL R BUCZYNSKI ==============1Z2X59394197862530
KARIMA EMELIA TAYLOR ==============1Z2X59394198591527
LISA LAIRD ==============1Z2X59394196641913
POLLY SHAYKIN ==============1Z2X59394198817702




You and me could be related. I got the same one.
 
hEY I USED TO TRADE in THE PORK BELLIES PIT.I used to listen to king parrot-
fast forward vid 2mins-it was exactly like that
watch
 
I apologise profusely ladies and gentlemen i thought this site was about weight lifting.
just 1 question to you all though.do you even lift
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and for the clever ones here
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had a coffee with the wife in the morning.walked back and done some gardening.played tennis and had t-never looked at the markets as I HAVE A LIFE. Only kidding gang-yawn how were the markets today as i was too busy being amazing.Forgot to mention that my (SIBs)cheque arrived-drank myself sensless and placed a massive spreadbet on the davy jones-ta ta 4 now
 
for my fans ive a new e mail address
IWILLSPAMTHEHELLOUTOFUDOTCON.
soz for the bad taste joke honest
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