Useful link for posters

[Charlton]

This link will help turn your simple trading advice into elegant hand-crafted and verbose utterings which will amaze and stun readers of T2W, earning their utmost respect and appear to make you look like an expert

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/gobbledygook-generator.html

Unfortunately I have not found the URL for the reverse translation yet :whistling

 

[tomorton]

Yes!