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[arabianights]

Highlight of lulz: ****THE MOST PAINFUL EBAY/PAYPAL SCAM!!! How could anyone avoid this??? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums






(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:11:34)
btw whos the loser who started a thread about my dating activities??! haha
Dave says: (23:11:46)
dunno, what thread is that?
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:11:57)
its in foyer
Dave says: (23:11:58)
in any case whoever it is is a fan
Dave says: (23:12:08)
you should be happy to have fans
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:13:03)
lol *im flattered to have o many, even 1year after leaving t2w,
especially since i was actually only a member on there for 3months... lol

but its kinda like im being stalked now
Dave says: (23:13:45)
the good thing about being stalked normally is you get an easy shag out of it
Dave says: (23:13:51)
but you're not even going to get that
Dave says: (23:14:01)
this is just a load of people looking for lulz really
Dave says: (23:14:16)
no one is too fussed about you
Dave says: (23:14:26)
everyone is just looking for amusement, is all....
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:14:34)
lol
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:14:45)
oh btw something to wind everyone up tho..
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:15:12)
ive published a comprehensive instruction manual on how to scam on ebay
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:15:37)
but done it as a warning manual so i look liek the good guy
Dave says: (23:15:47)
hahahahahaaa
Dave says: (23:16:04)
send me it
Dave says: (23:17:08)
what format have you got it in?
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:17:42)
its just a normal post on money saving expert.

its in normal txt but with html emotions
Dave says: (23:18:03)
moneysavingexpert is full of fags
Dave says: (23:18:05)
link?
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:18:10)
****THE MOST PAINFUL EBAY/PAYPAL SCAM!!! How could anyone avoid this??? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:18:20)
i got banned from there 1x already
Dave says: (23:18:32)
lol me too a few times
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) BETA IS THE BEST!!! :$(*) says: (23:18:51)
cos i posted about how to scam banks n not pay back CCs, and everyone got woundu and it triggered a huge 20page long thread against me

 

[KillPhil08]

rofl tell him to post the thread.

 

[wasp]

he obviously has a nick here to know what's going on and seeing as how no one ever gets banned, why doesn't he just come back and post here?

 

[arabianights]

he;d have to do something subtle like spanish898 to get past lighting mcqueen I think

 

[rathcoole_exile]

he;d have to do something subtle like spanish898 to get past lighting mcqueen I think

yes, but wouldn't the Ladyboy Detector Alert start flashing anyway ?

 

[KillPhil08]

 

[arabianights]

Dave says: (23:52:14)
no one has a ****ing clue what you do
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:52:17)
what sorta proof do they want?? :S
Dave says: (23:52:18)
it's ****ing hard
Dave says: (23:52:25)
just post a ****ing thread there mate!
Phil says: (23:52:26)
pic or it didnt happen
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:52:31)
it is a kinda pointless job tbh though
Dave says: (23:52:34)
WE NEED LULZ!!!!!!!!
Dave says: (23:52:41)
DON'T TALK TO US!!!!!!!
Dave says: (23:53:30)
****ing do t2w posting!
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:54:09)
since our entire department spend most of our day just sittinga round perving on girls by zooming our cameras in on their bums,
whenever the police control room next door pass anything for us to do we just delegate it around ourselfs to teh lowest rank (me),
but i then just co-gate it back across to the police who are lower rank than me to do it... haha
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:54:13)
kk il be on in 1min
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:54:35)
a pic of what? :S
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:54:58)
inside our control room??! :-O
Phil says: (23:55:28)
ur midget dick
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:55:30)
lol
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:55:43)
btw do you guys know vauxhall area well??
Phil says: (23:56:17)
yeah
Phil says: (23:56:21)
its just down by renault
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:56:36)
:S
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:56:43)
nah i mean the town in london
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:56:54)
cos i gtg there for training from 2moro t friday
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:57:05)
but i havent got a clue how im meant to find the place i gtg to
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:57:16)
u free at 8.45am dave??
Phil says: (23:58:02)
GOATSE
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:58:24)
whats goatse mean?
Dave says: (23:58:34)
not free at all
Dave says: (23:58:45)
phil will help with goatse
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:59:07)
cant u maybe just call in sick to work and come help me please please
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (23:59:21)
coz i dont wana be late on my 1st day of this course
Dave says: (23:59:26)
I can take as much time off work as I like
Dave says: (23:59:27)
but
Dave says: (23:59:34)
I aint gonna to
Dave says: (23:59:48)
because a) I like trading and b) I wan tthe money
Phil says: (23:59:57)
http://kevinkhandjian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/accidental_goatse.jpg
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:00:05)
think about it this way tho....
Phil says: (00:00:11)
you
Phil says: (00:00:14)
like
Phil says: (00:00:15)
trading?
Dave says: (00:00:39)
it's ****ing great
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:00:54)
everyday of ur life u have to sit in a stuff old office and stare at tht screen waiting n waiting for market to move to an extreme enough level for you to make ur trade...
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:01:10)
so its a very very boring mundande cycle of life
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:01:13)
however....
Phil says: (00:01:28)
you can work a day a week
Phil says: (00:01:38)
or 4 times a year if you have enough capital
Phil says: (00:01:43)
etc ect ectc
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:01:56)
tomorro instead of sitting quitetly in your corner with that screen im giving you the opportunity to get out and explore london
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:02:13)
you can have a nice fresh morning stroll down by the river..
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:02:23)
checkout all the fit girls going to work
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:02:46)
get some lovely fresh air in your lungs and some nice sun on your back
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:03:08)
+ we can go grab a nice english breakfast and chat about the economy n trading... ect
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:03:19)
then you can show me where the bus station is
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:04:05)
so exploring tranquil london must be better than sitting in at ur desk??
Dave says: (00:04:36)
instead, why dont
Dave says: (00:04:48)
you stick a golf club up your ****
Phil says: (00:05:00)
thats far too short
Phil says: (00:05:23)
for spanish's poochute
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:05:38)
come on mate i hate being lost
Dave says: (00:05:59)
well ****ing do it yourself
Dave says: (00:06:03)
it can't be that hard
Dave says: (00:06:22)
and i'm not blowing trades for this ****ing ****
Dave says: (00:06:32)
that wouod be ****ign stupid\
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:06:48)
i have directions but it jjust says go to bus terminus at vauxhall station n get 87 or 77 bus from stop G and get off after 4stops
Dave says: (00:06:59)
well that seems **** easy to me
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:07:04)
but i looked on streetview but i cant see where the bus terminus is
Dave says: (00:07:11)
no ****ing problem
Dave says: (00:07:18)
go to vauxhall railway station
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:07:18)
no cos when i get out of the station i may walk the wrong way
Dave says: (00:07:26)
then find any ****ing bus stop
Dave says: (00:07:33)
look on the map at that bus stop
Dave says: (00:07:37)
it will tell you where you are
Dave says: (00:07:43)
and tell you where stop G is*
Phil says: (00:07:52)
get a ****ing taxi u scaff
Dave says: (00:07:52)
I mean, theis is elementtrayr stuff
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:08:05)
if theres ppl at thee bus stop blocking that map then i hate having to look over them...
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:08:15)
cos i feel really akward then and look like im lots
Dave says: (00:08:15)
punch them then
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:08:17)
lost :*
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:08:37)
can u bring your laptop with you?
Dave says: (00:08:50)
I'm not going there with you
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:08:50)
cos you can then trade wil you travel..
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:09:15)
fine il ask dante
Dave says: (00:09:15)
any ****ing idiot could do this
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:09:19)
hes nicer anyways
Dave says: (00:09:27)
he's offline
Phil says: (00:09:37)
HAHAAHAHAHA
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:09:37)
il phone him
Phil says: (00:09:48)
do you need your hand held too
Phil says: (00:09:51)

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:09:57)
actually il look kinda gay caling him now ;?
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:10:04)
and i dont want to wake him up
Dave says: (00:10:16)
he won't mind
Dave says: (00:10:24)
actually he'll love it if you call him now
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:10:29)
you know how he always wears those rollneck tops tho??
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:10:33)
why?? :S
Phil says: (00:10:45)
turtle necks?
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:10:48)
yea
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:10:55)
well i bought 3 for me too
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:11:13)
and so i wear them almost everyday wth my suit instead of a shirt
Phil says: (00:11:24)
dont you mean skirt
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:11:31)
:S
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:11:35)
nah he doesnt wear skirts
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:11:41)
he wore the turtle neck
(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... :S:| says: (00:12:22)
and so by me wearing them too now m giving of the auro of professionalism and power

 

[wasp]

If I was Tom, I'd be scared!

 

[KillPhil08]

Phil says (00:13):
what did you wear when you were a gigalo
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:14):
just normal clothes
Phil says (00:15):
damn taht was disapooo inting
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:15):

why u going on the game too?
Dave says (00:15):
he is indeed
Phil says (00:16):
what game
gigalo
hahaa
a
only for double you get paid
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:17):
i doubt you get that
altho it depends how u operate
Phil says (00:17):
ANAL
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:18):
nah i mean how you find customers
Phil says (00:19):
just post my nob on t2w and everyone comes runnign
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:20):
oh
Phil says (00:20):
get some hedge fund ladies running circles around me
trust me
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:20):
the way i did it was just making myself very visible on dating n chat sites by posting alot of flirty topics...
and then had some wierdos msg me asking if i wanted to meetup
Phil says (00:21):
THEN THEY GANG RAPED YOU
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:21):
and i just took it from there, saying i was very neverous n scared about sexual stuff, but id do it for enough money...
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:22):

i was 15/16 at the time and even tho i spent most my days bunking skl to get blowjobs of single mums in cars or looking at sapnking porn on my phone during lessons...

the ppl belived that cos my age id be nervous
and so that made them even more wanty for me
Dave says (00:23):
lol you were an innocent victim then
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:23):
as i knew they were doing it for the power side of sex of having a young innocent toyboy
Dave says (00:23):
I will believe that after I have fixed this solid gold *broomstic
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:23):
so i just played my role
i can show u if u want

 

[KillPhil08]

i can show u if u want
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:24):
1sec im trying to think of what proof i can show u

i duno why you think i would even makeup something like this tho...
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:25):
its not especially glamourous or heroic, doing dirty stuff with ugly middleaged women cos i needed the money..

 

[rathcoole_exile]

I'm lost for words

 

[KillPhil08]

THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:24):
1sec im trying to think of what proof i can show u

i duno why you think i would even makeup something like this tho...
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:25):
its not especially glamourous or heroic, doing dirty stuff with ugly middleaged women cos i needed the money..
yikes!! can u guys help me with something please...
Phil says (00:26):
getting an erection?
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:26):
nah its about 2moro
im on streetview and looking at the training centre...
but its looks very very daunting
since it says 'danger keep out'
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:27):
and its a big building with a couple security gates,, a few broen windows, and looks like some sorta deserted warehouse or where you would go to deal drugs..

and i dont wana go in somewher elike that to train incase its too dangerous
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:28):
go street view and type in ''Vauxhall centre lambeth college''
Phil says (00:28):
NO U
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:29):
nah soz i meant type in 'Belmore St, London, SW8 2JY (Lambeth College'
Dave says (00:29):
RIGHT I'VE JUST BEEN WASTING TIME INVITING A FEW BARRISTERS OUT FOR DRINKS
AND I SEE THIS ****ING ****E
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:30):
why u going out with barristers?
Phil says (00:30):
this your mate dave
Dave says (00:30):
ABSOLUTE ****ING NONSENSE
SPANISH YOU HA VE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS TO BE MOLESTED
Phil says (00:30):
hahahaha
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:30):
molested?
Dave says (00:30):
if you mean the gentleman you spoke to mr. phillip
then it was a chap who was in IT @ markit
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:31):
Belmore St, London, SW8 2JY (Lambeth College

google that on streetview dave.

can u come there with me 2moro please please
Phil says (00:31):
pretty please
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:31):
Im being serious now mate, i dont wan go inside there alone
Dave says (00:32):
no
Phil says (00:32):
take a miners hat
don't worry spanish
you'll be in safe hands
Dave says (00:32):
ain't practical
Phil says (00:32):
for £106 you must be
Dave says (00:33):
it is possible after 4 o clock maybe
but certainly not before that
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:33):
how do you know i earn £106??!
its £108 now actually if i work 12hours
Dave says (00:33):
if I am out of my positions byt hen
then I might d it for lulz
hahaahahahahahahahhaahhahaaahah
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:33):
the course starts at 9am tho
how did u know what my salary is now tho??!
Phil says (00:34):
106 per minute for a suck you said on chatzy
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:35):
ahhhh

i thought you meant now
cos now i worked out that il be on £108 per day
or £28,600 per year!
or £540 per week

 

[wasp]

still a tit then... tell him to grow some balls!

 

[KillPhil08]

or £540 per week
although have to find a way of avoiding tax now
Phil says (00:36):
how
Dave says (00:36):
they don't tax fictional activities though
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:36):
my main route currently is asking them to pay my salary straight into my tradinga ccount tho
Dave says (00:36):
I agree that tax is a nonsense
but that doesn't mean nonsense is taxed
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:36):
you think im making up my job??
Dave says (00:36):
so you're ok
Dave says (00:37):
I have no idea where reality is
and I've acheived this with only beer
a firts
Phil says (00:37):
fist?
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:37):
k so what do u tink i do to earn the £1,500 cahs i need each month to live?
Phil says (00:37):
oh first
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:38):
so what u think my job is then mate??
Phil says (00:38):
story telling
Dave says (00:39):
personally I'm not botheed what it is so long as all his lulz comes forth
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:39):
k and how does my rent and bills and food and travle n enterationment and beer money all get earnt each month then??
Dave says (00:40):
who cares
we don't!
Phil says (00:40):

B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:41):
u think ive madeup an entire career tho...
so if u think its not true you must have a reason for thinking that im doing a different career to earn my money
Dave says (00:41):
nah we're just cynical ****ers doing it for the lulz
neither of us disbelieve you
Phil says (00:42):
i dont care eitehr way
it is a laugh though
lets invite barjon
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:42):
whats funny about public security??
Phil says (00:42):
lol you said public
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:42):
yea....
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:43):
its the 'Public Security Service'...
Phil says (00:43):
one letter away from being ****
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:43):

you heard of MIT before?
Phil says (00:44):
mission impossible tech
Dave says (00:44):
because it's a gay security service
whatever it does
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:44):
nah its Major incident team
Dave says (00:45):
it doesn't benefit most of us
I am sure of it
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:45):
Major Incident Plans
Dave says (00:45):
but
it doesn't worry me much
it's lulzy
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:45):
we work alongside them,
just in more veryday public security stuff rather tahn only major incidents
Phil says (00:46):
like people dropping litter and ****
Dave says (00:46):
can you add phil to be to the list of subversives to be killed in a major incident pls?
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:46):
theres actually quite loads of government security units ike us all over the couuntry that just get paid to do nothing apart from be there to respond if a major bad thing happend in our area

nah PCSO do litter and stuff like that
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:47):
shop secuirty guards do all the catching shoplifters
bouncers deal with the drunks, police units handle rapes/drugs/terrorism/arrests.... ect
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:48):

so we arent needed at all really
Phil says (00:48):
what if i rape you
you better not tell them that your not needed then
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:48):
the only powers we actually get that police dont is powers of spying on ppl
but we cant actually act ourself if we see them doing something bad
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:49):
well we could, but we dont have to and wouldnt as we dont get handcuffs or anything
Dave says (00:50):
but you could capture them, couldn't you
you are MR AUTHORITY
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:50):

But so like if the police think someones doing something but they cant jut stalk the person all day cos of human righst laws n stuff they then ask us to go and stalk them and video what they do...
Dave says (00:50):
I just jizzed my pants
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:50):
but if i see them beating someone up or doing drugs i cant actually do anything
except watch n video them
Dave says (00:50):
I bet you're after the rape videos
Phil says (00:51):
YUMMY
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:52):

or like when kids go missing we are the main department who do all the searching for them and stuff...,
since we are the only 1s who get access to the cctv cameras in the area.

and police cant just neglect their normla jobs to go and searcg for kids,
but we dont relaly ahve any work to do so can spend all day looking

there was actually a rape on staurday night
Dave says (00:52):
did you fap?
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:52):
it wasnt caught on camera tho
Dave says (00:52):
bugger!
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:52):

nah we had PC come in and look at the tape yesterday, but we didnt get footage of it
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:53):

it wasnt a proper 1 tho so its not too bad
Phil says (00:54):
he only used his fist
thats ok
but *****
Phil says (00:55):
big nono
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:55):
nah it wasnt like he dragged her down some dark alley n ****ed her
i dont actually know how u can rape someone like that tho neways
Dave says (00:55):
lol
you can try
thing is spanish
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:55):
since how can u shag a girl if shes punching you and movin...
Dave says (00:55):
if you got good rape videos like that
they would be worth money!
Phil says (00:56):
KICK HER IN THE HEAD
Dave says (00:56):
we'd all be like LULZ RAEP
Phil says (00:56):
lulz
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:56):

It was just a man and woman who new eachother, they went drinking, went down an alley n ****ed, argued later n woman decided she hanst wnated sex n had been drunk
Dave says (00:56):
that isn't rape, that's bitch attack
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:57):
yea
its not our job to investiage anways tho,
thats for police to do
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:58):

we are simply there to protect the public by basically spying on them and recording them alway

grrrr i seriously need ur help with 1 more thing
i need to **** real bad
but i ran out toilet paper
Phil says (00:58):
use your tongue
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:58):
n tescos isnt open till 8am!
Phil says (00:58):
i think it will reach
Phil says (00:59):
since your mouth is full of ****
BOOYAH
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (00:59):
what ****?
what stuff do u think i makeup??
Dave says (00:59):
gosh, my **** has actually become relatively small lying around here
it's very small infact!
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (01:00):
ewww
Dave says (01:00):
it's still bigger than phil's of course
B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... says (01:01):
i gtg look at some kinky porn then go beed
bed
adios

B E T A NERVOUS ABOUT THE SECURITY TRAINING AND EXAMS TOMORROW... has left the conversation.

Phil says (01:01):
thats a lie dave
i know all abotu your foreskin
hahahaahhaa
Dave says (01:02):
lulz that doesn't affect willy size
NEVERTHELESS
mr. spanish iz left

 

[rathcoole_exile]

does he have those velcro epaulets on his blue wooly-pully ?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

he;d have to do something subtle like spanish898 to get past lighting mcqueen I think

I think some tard has already tried that one, but it was not subtle enough to slip past my eagle eye you know

Here's a list of wot he's tried so far

spanish89
hahaha
Guesswho
jessy
trader29
traderking6
bustykellyxx
spanish898 ...you can't see me ..right!
trader898 ....nor me!
trader002
market26
doggtt ? - not sure on this one lol, I chalk this one down as a possible friendly fire incident.

There are many more but I got bored recording them. I haven't looked for the daft twat for ages, kant be arsed!

 

[rathcoole_exile]

I haven't looked for the daft twat for ages, kant be arsed!

you mean you just soaked up and absorbed all his teachings & market wisdom and have now turned your back on the poor wee chap ?
you've just used him ?
I bet you're not even chipping in a certain % of your profits as a kick back to him in gratitude for all his help and insights, as so many of us are doing ?

remind me never to teach you how to trade Oil, you ingrate !

 

[rathcoole_exile]

bustykellyxx

ah yes, the fat, hideously ugly, underage dog with whom spanish had illegal intercourse.
must have been part of his preparation and training to join the police ?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

you mean you just soaked up and absorbed all his teachings & market wisdom and have now turned your back on the poor wee chap ?
you've just used him ?
I bet you're not even chipping in a certain % of your profits as a kick back to him in gratitude for all his help and insights, as so many of us are doing ?

remind me never to teach you how to trade Oil, you ingrate !

Why of course mate :cheesy:

But you promised me you would teach me oh great one, on bended knee I begged thee and you said you would make me the greatest oil trader that ever lived, I even vowed not to ban you along with yac :-0

Anyway, keen and afresh, I just couldn't resist a quick look for spanish and his live nicks, hann3 looks a likely suspect. Just no imagination that boy, just rings the changes with his email names, mind you, he did split up a previous email name for this one in a lame attempt at disguise :whistling

 

[rathcoole_exile]

spot on GJ !!