100% Return

[boy]

I borrowed this from a web site elsewhere.


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[RogerM]

Looks like "Bo**ocks" only gives me 89%

 

[Trader333]

Nice one Roger


Paul

PS I saw you on the TV show "Working Lunch" before the market open discussing premium rate telephone issues and you came across very professionally.

 

[trendie]

Looks like "Bo**ocks" only gives me 89%

Depends whether you are putting them on the line or talking them.

 

[boy]

Looks like "Bo**ocks" only gives me 89%

Persevere (113%) Roger.

 

[chump]

surging into the lead (temporarily I am sure) with CODSWALLOP 120%

 

[c6ackp]

S-A-N-D-Y J-A-D-E-J-A

62%