Midgets?

[kimo'sabby]

Has anyone on here ever had sex with a midget? If so what was it like? What positions did you do etc?

The moral question(s): Can midget sex be classed as cheating on your partner? Or is having sex with a midget only the same as using a blow-up doll?

"...for christs sake Yvonne,...she was just a bloody midget, that's all!"

Could a guy use the above line on his wife/partner and get away with his sordid midget sex fetish?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Re: Midget Sex?

Make you feel like a big man do they.

 

[burcam]

The moral question(s): Can midget sex be classed as cheating on your partner? Or is having sex with a midget only the same as using a blow-up doll?

"...for christs sake Yvonne,...she was just a bloody midget, that's all!"

Could a guy use the above line on his wife/partner and get away with his sordid midget sex fetish?

By asking this question, I guess you have been busted shagging a midget and you are really ask us for advice?

Your sick only paedophiles shag midgets. its like a legal kid.

 

[kimo'sabby]

By asking this question, I guess you have been busted shagging a midget and you are really ask us for advice?

Your sick only paedophiles shag midgets. its like a legal kid.

The midget was bang on 37 years old, it was her birthday party, she kept touching my knees.

Seemed like fair game to me, especially after 8 pints of Stella.

 

[ha0dho]

The midget was bang on 37 years old, it was her birthday party, she kept touching my knees.

Seemed like fair game to me, especially after 8 pints of Stella.

I would say no either espeacially after seeing bridget the midget

 

[kimo'sabby]

I would say no either espeacially after seeing bridget the midget

She was quite fit for a 37 year old midget, mate. Tbh, i think the old beer goggles made her seem taller, she was about 35 - 40 inches tall (with heels).

I'd defo go there again, maybe with a few mates next time, pass her around like a rugby ball.

 

[wackypete2]

tell your wife it was only a little mistake, no big deal.

Peter

 

[kimo'sabby]

tell your wife it was only a little mistake, no big deal.

Peter

I tried the double entendre approach, but it went down like a height gauge on a midget.