Don't normally do this sort of thing but put in an 80-20 sell order on the Dow. Just for a laugh.
(An 80-20 sell is a daytrade, taken a few points above the previous day's high if that day's range opened in its lowest 20% and closed in its highest 20%. The SB quote is already above yesterday's high so order already in. Acknowledgements to Connors & Raschke in Street Smarts).