Best Thread Joke of the day

Atilla

Legendary member
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HeavLeighGill

Active member
Sadly, Dave was born without ears. And although he proved to be
successful in business, his lack of ears annoyed him greatly. One
day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three
interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and
was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Why yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears" came
the reply. He did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
the first guy. And he asked her the same question: "Do you notice
anything different about me?" "Well," she said, stammerig, "you have no
ears." Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.

The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a
young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was
handsome and he
seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.

Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear
contact lenses, don't you?" Dave was shocked and realised this was an
incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

The young man then fell off his chair laughing hysterically and
replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f*cking ears!"
Good one 😄
 

Atilla

Legendary member
Just been down the seafront, never again!
I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a policeman turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts hitting the guy with his baton. In the end the guy gets the baton off the policeman and starts hitting him AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!
 

BurrowK

Junior member
This is a silly one, but my 6 yr old came to me and said it today: "When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic." ...
I truly wanted to say "my boy, if life give you melons you go and put that head of yours there"... but that will be a discussion in a decade I guess HAHA
 

J Livermore

Active member
Q: What goes clippity clop, clippity clop, BANG BANG, clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop?

A: An Amish drive by shooting.
 

J Livermore

Active member
Two guys were enjoying a warm, sunny day on the golf course and they were doing pretty well. As the day wore on they saw two women who were ahead of them on the next hole. This was a problem because the women were more interested in talking with each other than in playing, so they slowed the guys down.

After a few more holes went by, the men decided one of them should travel the distance to the next hole and politely ask the ladies if they could speed things up.

So one of the guys walked the distance but before he could get their attention he suddenly turned back and re-joined his golfing buddy. When asked what happened, the guy said “One of them was my wife. And the other one was my mistress.”

So the other guy said “Ok, I’ll go ask them to hurry things along.” As the 2nd guy was walking the length to the next hole, he quickly turned around and came back to his friend. Then he announced, “One of them was my wife. The other one was my mistress.”
 

BurrowK

Junior member
LOL! it made me laugh so hard........ I really needed that. I can't help to wonder how it would look like the tans including many jobs of today. I mean, since the lockdowns the number of work from home jobs have increased exponentially. My niece used to go to a traditional (physical building) for her afternoon math tutoring classes and now everything is done online with virtual classes. I'd say tan lines for home office jobs would be only in the back of her hands cuz is the only think part of the skin that is exposed as they type in their computer? :LOL::unsure:
 
 
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