Sadly, Dave was born without ears. And although he proved to be
successful in business, his lack of ears annoyed him greatly. One
day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and
was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Why yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears" came
the reply. He did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
the first guy. And he asked her the same question: "Do you notice
anything different about me?" "Well," she said, stammerig, "you have no
ears." Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a
young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was
handsome and he
seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear
contact lenses, don't you?" Dave was shocked and realised this was an
incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
The young man then fell off his chair laughing hysterically and
replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f*cking ears!"
Just been down the seafront, never again!
I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a policeman turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts hitting the guy with his baton. In the end the guy gets the baton off the policeman and starts hitting him AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!
This is a silly one, but my 6 yr old came to me and said it today: "When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic." ...
I truly wanted to say "my boy, if life give you melons you go and put that head of yours there"... but that will be a discussion in a decade I guess HAHA