Phylo
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"He who steals my purse steals trash, but he who sells me ‘guaranteed riches’?—A thief, a fool, and a knave all in one!"
(With apologies to Othello, Act 3, Scene 3)
"To profit, or not to profit? That is the question—whether ‘tis nobler to suffer the slings of outrageous markets, or to take arms against a sea of debts, and by opposing… file for bankruptcy."
(A Hamlet spin for day traders)
"All the world’s a Ponzi scheme, and all the men and women merely marks; they exit as beggars, sans coins, sans dignity, sans everything."
(A Jaques-style roast of financial scams, As You Like It)
"Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and markets bubble!"
(The Three Witches as hedge fund managers, Macbeth)
"A fool and his money are soon parted—but oh, how merry the parting!"
(Falstaff’s investment advice, Henry IV)
"Buy low, sell high? Nay, more oft we buy high and sell low—such is the comedy of mortal men."
"The first rule of profit: if thine uncle whispers of crypto in thine ear, block thine ears and flee."
(With apologies to Othello, Act 3, Scene 3)
"To profit, or not to profit? That is the question—whether ‘tis nobler to suffer the slings of outrageous markets, or to take arms against a sea of debts, and by opposing… file for bankruptcy."
(A Hamlet spin for day traders)
"All the world’s a Ponzi scheme, and all the men and women merely marks; they exit as beggars, sans coins, sans dignity, sans everything."
(A Jaques-style roast of financial scams, As You Like It)
"Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and markets bubble!"
(The Three Witches as hedge fund managers, Macbeth)
"A fool and his money are soon parted—but oh, how merry the parting!"
(Falstaff’s investment advice, Henry IV)
"Buy low, sell high? Nay, more oft we buy high and sell low—such is the comedy of mortal men."
"The first rule of profit: if thine uncle whispers of crypto in thine ear, block thine ears and flee."
