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Watching Bridesmaid and a very VERY funny film it is
Not for children
Enjoy
we watched it last night on telly.................for an American film it actually is pretty good
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we watched it last night on telly.................for an American film it actually is pretty good
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In the bank:
- Can I count on the loyalty of your bank to themselves when applying for a loan ?
- You did VIP - client of our bank ?
- No, but I did not return loans to several banks - your competitors.
- Can I count on the loyalty of your bank to themselves when applying for a loan ?
- You did VIP - client of our bank ?
- No, but I did not return loans to several banks - your competitors.
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this..)
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this..)
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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The NYSE glitch was probably the NSA and Cheltenham filling up their share portfolios on hacked tapes.
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T2W thread acted out
A typical T2W thread
A typical T2W thread
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Apple or rhubarb?
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A husband is at home watching a
football game when his wife interrupts,
honey,
could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily,
fix the lights now?
Does it look like i have
energex written on my forehead?
I don't think so.
Fine,
then the wife asks,
well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right
to which he replied,
fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have westinghouse
written on my forehead?
I don't think so
fine, she says
then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door?
They are about to break
i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps
he says, does it look like i have
bunnings written on my forehead?
I don't think so
i've had enough of you.
I'm going to the pub!!!!
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours.................................
He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home
as he walks into the house he notices
that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the
hall light is working
as he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?
She said, well, when you left i sat
outside and cried
just then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and i told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and
all i had to do was either
go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said,
so what kind of cake did you bake?
She replied,
hellooooo..
Do you see sara lee written
on my forehead?
I don't think so!
football game when his wife interrupts,
honey,
could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily,
fix the lights now?
Does it look like i have
energex written on my forehead?
I don't think so.
Fine,
then the wife asks,
well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right
to which he replied,
fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have westinghouse
written on my forehead?
I don't think so
fine, she says
then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door?
They are about to break
i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps
he says, does it look like i have
bunnings written on my forehead?
I don't think so
i've had enough of you.
I'm going to the pub!!!!
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours.................................
He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home
as he walks into the house he notices
that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the
hall light is working
as he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?
She said, well, when you left i sat
outside and cried
just then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and i told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and
all i had to do was either
go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said,
so what kind of cake did you bake?
She replied,
hellooooo..
Do you see sara lee written
on my forehead?
I don't think so!
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