Xmas Present ideas for Wife or Gf ..?

[Hoggums]

I'm really struggling this year - no idea what to get the wife for Xmas.

Anybody with any suggestions?

(excluding- STD's, references to orafices or violence pls :cheesy🙂

 

[JTrader]

I'm really struggling this year - no idea what to get the wife for Xmas.

Anybody with any suggestions?

(excluding- STD's, references to orafices or violence pls :cheesy🙂

So no pictues of these then!?

 

[UKtradergirl]

how much do you want to spend?!

Buy her a nice gadget she might like (girls like gadgets too- well i do anyway!)- an ipod or new mobile or something?

Or perhaps buy some plane tickets for a weekend break for the two of you somewhere nice.

Or how about buying her a weekend of relaxation in a health spa for her?

Does she like concerts? Buy concert tickets... or theatre tickets.

Depends what she is in to really...

(oh yeh don't buy her that ugly thing that Jtrader posted above!!!)

 

[tommac]

My wife is getting a -----water borehole as our private water supply recently failed. She thinks she`s getting a rolex but not at 7k for a bloody driller. Oh the joys of country living.

 

[Joey25]

Lovely present, wrap first

 

[KillPhil08]

Do a homersimpson.

 

[Hoggums]

My wife is getting a -----water borehole as our private water supply recently failed. She thinks she`s getting a rolex but not at 7k for a bloody driller. Oh the joys of country living.

You are such a romantic!

 

[saucebook]

Wii Fit (and Wii if necessary).

Then you can get yourself the skateboard program for the balance board which has just come out.

Oh and sort the wife's present out before you worry about the GF

 

[trigger]

Igot mine a helicopter flight recently, but may be a touch difficult to wrap up and stick under the tree!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JTrader]

buy her some fancy cosmetics from somewhere like this

https://www.lush.co.uk/index.php

 

[KillPhil08]

Are you still getting your hands rubbed up in lush JT?

 

[JTrader]

Are you still getting your hands rubbed up in lush JT?

🙂

No.

i came out in a rash. I think their moisturisers contain mercury!!

 

[JTrader]

Are you still getting your hands rubbed up in lush JT?

I was just swigging water from a 2litre bottle when i read your signature and nearly choked 😆😆

 

[JTrader]

I don't care how bad her teeth are -

Don't buy her a trewatment voucher for any of these!!!🙁

Smoking Teeth = Poison Gas

YouTube - Smoking Teeth = Poison Gas

 

[JTrader]

Lovely present, wrap first

dyson r good & maybe the best vacuum cleaner, but the only reason they r so expensive is cos they r made in england....

 

[KillPhil08]

dyson r good & maybe the best vacuum cleaner, but the only reason they r so expensive is cos they r made in england....

I want a dyson Airblade in my bathroom:cheesy:.

YouTube - Dyson Airblade Commercial
I wonder if there's a spoof of these adverts.

 

[Hoggums]

I don't care how bad her teeth are -

Don't buy her a trewatment voucher for any of these!!!🙁

Who the hell drinks coffee at 110C ??

You could inhale it at that temperature!

 

[JTrader]

Who the hell drinks coffee at 110C ??

You could inhale it at that temperature!

he didn't say 110C. he just said 110 degrees. he showed how mercury vapour is realeased by dipping in water at body temp 37C. So presumably 110 degrees F. OR RUBBING IT with a pencil erasure at toom temperature...

😱:!:

 

[Joey25]

Have you noticed if you scroll down the screen to "similar threads" there's one called Trader Kills Wife? :|

 

[BSD]

Always never easy and even less so if we don't know your wives taste or how much you want to spend, but something I'd say you can absolutely never go wrong with is a nice trip somewhere you can both enjoy, maybe invite some surprise guests along as well that arrive later, maybe friends of yours you haven't seen in ages, where they suddenly pop up behind her at pre-dinner drinks, etc.

Or a watch is probably something usually pretty welcome too, jewelry you can't necessarily always wear every day, but with a watch it doesn't matter what it is and you normally can.

Or maybe she's always hinted at wanting to do something one day, eg take a photography course or whatever her thing is, and you organise such a course for her together with whatever she'll need, nice camera in this case.

Just some ideas.

🙂