Thanks for the links guys. I read those google links about Time and know what to expect if I am desperate enough to use them. My current PC is Tiny and I had a lot of problems just trying to get them to deliver on time to the right address - nearly cancelled the order cos of the delays! They also managed to deliver it without the TV Out card (is that the right terminology? The thing that lets you watch TV via your PC) which was part of the spec I had paid for.
I did manage to find on the google thread a 43 year old woman in need of *** though NO, I haven't followed that one up!
I will keep looking I think, for a PC that is, not women in need of ***.