Trader PnL 2014.

[Mr Fox]

I've all but wiped out my spank the bucketshop account after running it up to 480 sheets was gonna join CV and play some bingo when it hit 500 but looks like that's not gonna happen
My other account is running a profit but will no doubt take a digger pretty soon....... was dying to short the dax but will have to hold back as I need to protect my pozzies and avoid a margin call so no wild gamberlin for me for a while.

It's over to you, cable, dow and jeffre to keep things going and hopefully throw up statements stacked with teh bunce and show us monkeys what's possible on the smalls, kinell. That reminds me, I'm off for a run I'll have to get my nut in the game though as my verrucas are playing up.

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in. Looks like we have a new Sherrif in town, and his name ain't F.

Weldone PDB, and keep up the good work.

:clap:

Best
John.

 

[Forexmospherian]

Pondlife keeps quiet about his Mensa membership - he's probably one of the cleverest guys here - no 2 ways about it - he has talent - even if he is wearing a skirt

 

[robster970]

Pondlife keeps quiet about his Mensa membership - he's probably one of the cleverest guys here - no 2 ways about it - he has talent - even if he is wearing a skirt

He has one more chromosome than everybody else.

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

Densa Mopho, DENSA! :cheesy:

And robster no matter how many pm's you send me you are not "gettin jiggy with my chickstick"

Spank account almost spanked.. -319 sheets. 10% of that goes to CVcheesy:

 

[LauraRomans]

Your feedback is appreciated!

Started day-trading 3/5/14 and manage to loose $553.00 USD trading the emini S&P in two weeks.

However, I'd say it was 100% success because "I FOLLOWED MY PROGRAM".

Here are mistakes I made:
1) incorrect manual execution,
2) incorrect code automating the trades (highly recommend automation),
3) thought my code was performing, but due to a misplaced comma, it wasn't,
4) didn't get up in enough time to re-boot my computer (internet problems),
4) market was to thin to get a filled on a few tight stops - (no longer counting on tight stops)

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

So I was sitting on the throne t'other day aving an Irtha n me new iphone 5s (black and slate with 64gb, 4 inch retina display, 8-megapixel iSight camera with panorama, A6 chip, IOS 7 and a crappy little screen with kin poxy little touch screen buttons that drive me kin well mental)n wiv it being a slippery little bugger fell out of me hand and straight down the thunderbox making quite a splash so i gave it to the wife who put it in the washing machine for me and teh daft mare managed to get some water in it and it musta short circuited coz it managed to log into my spank teh buckekshop account and do this to it......:whistling

 

[mike.]

Kin ell,
Mrs pondy should know you wash the 5s at 30 deg, any hotter and you start getting slippage. Lucky escape i would say. possibly a bit of irtha stuck int charging port still.

 

[LauraRomans]

Mr PondLife does garbage in not mean garbage out in your Iphone case?

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

Kin ell,
Mrs pondy should know you wash the 5s at 30 deg, any hotter and you start getting slippage. Lucky escape i would say. possibly a bit of irtha stuck int charging port still.

Lets hope so!

Has sonofcablemonster been a victim of the cull?

 

[mike.]

Cull ? hope not... jeez there 's gunna be nobody left. There really has some quality guys gone in the last year or so.
I enjoy looking back at old threads, with the likes of Hare, wasp, bramble and so on...very intelligent guys.

 

[tar]

Lets hope so!

Has sonofcablemonster been a victim of the cull?

He's gone ... thats it ... he's gone !

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

He's gone ... thats it ... he's gone !

 

[mike.]

They ******* whacked Cable

cue... nephewofcablemonster

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

Phones still playing up......:whistling

 

[lurkerlurker]

Cull ? hope not... jeez there 's gunna be nobody left. There really has some quality guys gone in the last year or so.
I enjoy looking back at old threads, with the likes of Hare, wasp, bramble and so on...very intelligent guys.

wasp? Lets review the highlights of his career:

-banned for repeatedly posting child pornography on this site but reinstated by t2w's new "community manager"

-his reinstatement was approved by such trade2win luminaries as Mr Charts and staff member timsk welcomed him back

-went on to use his membership here to solicit members to invest tens of thousands of pounds in his unauthorised collective investment scheme which was believed to have been promoted with the aid of a false track record (forged/demo statements from a Swiss "forex" broker), for which he was censured by the FSA and made bankrupt

-permanently banned after sandpiper and I brought the publication of the abuse images to the attention of the Metropolitan Police and the t2w owner

Of course all this was before your time here - wouldn't want you to get the wrong impression about wasp or this site. And yes, there were some "very intelligent" and "quality" guys who no longer contribute here because of the poor conduct shown by the membership and the perceived failure of the site admin and moderators to enforce a standard of conduct worthy of these members contributions. I am fortunate enough to have met some of them through this site, an opportunity which is sadly no longer available to new members.

 

[mike.]

I was not aware of that thread or that he was banned, Ive just had a quick flick through it and see your point.

Even though he apologised for posting the material in order to get banned, he obviously overstepped the mark.

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

Last one from me b4 me summer holiday at Rampton.
100 sheets smashed down to 24 sheets then credited with 100 sheets of the old bonus lolly to make 124 kin sheets then rolled that up to 2667 sheets on the old spank teh buckethole account. I'm off for a long run, be back when I'm broke and as pondlife summick oar other:drunk:
oh yeah, that last nasdacks trade would be worth a shed load more if i could sit on my hands for a few weeks as i reckon it's gonna have its ring fall out. toodles. i prefer 2 be called piker punta degen gambla tar

 

[tar]

Punter !

 

[piggybridges]

Bunsen Burner (nice little earner)

Endex.

Toodles.

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

Bunsen Burner (nice little earner)

Endex.

Toodles.

Who does your tampons?

G/L piggy.