So, what are you butcher, baker, or candlestick-maker?

[in2uxs]

So, a stranger asks you what you do for a living. Do you say gambler, trader, investor, or dealer? Or, maybe you even lie about your profession, and tell them you’re a welder or something more “practical”. Do you find yourself tailoring your reply to suit the occasion?

 

[c6ackp]

Try these:

Alchemist ("I turn base metal into Gold")
Magician ("I make money appear from thin air")
Bank Robber ("I take free money off banks, legally")

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[Trader333]

Professional Gambler is one that I have used on many occasions.


Paul