Best Thread Joke of the day

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I was once married to a cross-eyed woman. We didn’t see eye to eye. Also, she was seeing someone on the side.
 
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Kremlin summons Russian AI chatbot creators after their tech created naked images of Putin and kept getting the country's flag design wrong

See - DailyMail // The Sun // Daily Express US, MSM, etc.
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Why don't people in the planning department play poker?
Because they can't handle anything that's not part of the plan!

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English is full of contradictions

Here are some confusing ones:

1) Found Missing
2) Open Secret
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Clearly Misunderstood
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
15) Working Holiday
And ..
16) "Social Distancing"

Forgot to mention...
Happily Married!!
 
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