Best Thread Joke of the day

[Gumping]

Looks like a pygmy's assh0le to me.

I'll have to take ur word for that

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Let me re-phrase that then.

It looks like what you might imagine that a pygmy's asshole might , in all probability, look like, at a wild guess.

 

[Gumping]

Let me re-phrase that then.

It looks like what you might imagine that a pygmy's asshole might , in all probability, look like, at a wild guess.

Better.

You could be Prime Minister in no time

 

[maiden22]

Fine bantering skills gents .

 

[Hoggums]

Far be it from me to change the subject but

JOKE OF THE DAY - make sure you have your speakers turned up for this wonder.....

http://62.149.36.33/~gregknig/ge.php

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Fine bantering skills gents

How I wish that read, " Fine trading skills gents"

 

[maiden22]

How I wish that read, " Fine trading skills gents"

Not likely round here .

 

[maiden22]

Far be it from me to change the subject but

JOKE OF THE DAY - make sure you have your speakers turned up for this wonder.....

http://62.149.36.33/~gregknig/ge.php

WTF? WTFF?

Is that a p1ss take?

"Conservatives work for yoooooooooou

Vote for Greg Knight and you'll never looooooooooose

Conservatives work for yoooooooooou

And Yorkshire tooooooooo!"

 

[FXTrend240]

What does one call bob the builder in the recession?

bob

 

[westernforce]

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Steinlager.

Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager?"

Bloke replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was f*cking skint."

Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."

Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

What is the only thing better than Liverpool being knocked out of Europe this season?

Liverpool being knocked out of Europe twice this season.

 

[Atilla]

This is an oldie but worth repeating.


Chicken and mushroom pie walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer...

Barmen replies "sorry mate we don't serve food herre"!!! :cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

 

[Pat494]

Did you hear that the Father Christmas Union are complaining about people not sweeping up their chimneys before the Big Day ?

They go in multiracial and ALL come out black

 

[Pat494]

Latest news from USA - the bomb squad was called to Times Square to investigate a large smoking mass.

Panic over when it was discovered that Lloyd Finkelstein had been caught short on his way home. Old age can really embarress one !

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Seems like we're heading for a hung Parliament.

Probably the best thing for them.

I would have gone for lethal injection though.

 

[HawkTrader]

Seems like we're heading for a hung Parliament.

Probably the best thing for them.

I would have gone for lethal injection though.

I'm almost sure you come up with these yourself.

Do you?

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Some are my own work HT but not all.

 

[Pat494]

Latest announcement from No 10

The Libs and Socialists are getting married as a consolation for both parties losing seats at the Election. David Cameron says he hopes they will be very Happy togethor !

further away

WESTMINSTER REPORTS FIVE NEW CASES OF ASIAN SWINE FLU

But, health officials are debating whether nausea, headaches, and diarrhea aren't just symptoms of living too close to Parliament.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

NEWS: David Cameron and Nick Clegg to form a coalition....

Does this mean we'll be CON-DEM'd?

 

[Pat494]

NEWS: David Cameron and Nick Clegg to form a coalition....

Does this mean we'll be CON-DEM'd?

OR

Cam-Slug ? ( nothing to do with photography )