Holy grail for sale - please apply below

[NVP]

He is old .........and he got into trading after losing a lot of money during the Tulipmania market in the 1630's.........his abacus went down and by the time he rebooted the market had collapsed

in fact he still has some tulip bulbs under his gown (well they look like tulip bulbs)

hes seen a lot of action since then.......but it wasnt till the 20th Centrury that he perfected his systems .........and he is ready to teach once someone coughs up some cash ......

N

 

[trendie]

I bid 5 magic beans for the holy grail.

 

[NVP]

jees.........

the wizard is here to make someone a promise of lifetime profits and he is being offered magic beans ...........?

if hes had no success by tomorrow I fear he will go to rival forums where they really appreciate trading wizards ..........

N

 

[DionysusToast]

What you offer cannot be delivered - not by your or anybody else.

So - the money offered would be the same as my standing offer for fairy dust or rocking horse sh1t.

 

[NVP]

they dont mean it wiz..........they do believe .......

N

 

[mike.]

they dont mean it wiz..........they do believe .......

N

Of course we believe N,
Following the sat-nav on the yellow brick road now

 

[darktone]

they dont mean it wiz..........they do believe .......

N

Ah we do alright! Would you take an IOU? Im short everything with deadbroke, he says its a no brainer but might take a year or ten to come in! :smart:

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

YEEEEEEEP! I bid a packet of jammy dodgers, 2 sherbert dabs and a soapy bombay roll from Destiny she's a pro!

 

[sonofcablemonster]

a soapy bombay roll

I had to google that one

 

[DaxDestroyer]

300 points per week in the Dax ... I feel the midlife crisis coming ... I'm useless ;-)

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

I had to google that one

And then you rushed out to the shop for bar of Dove, it's my personal favourite for the activity in question..

 

[mike.]

sonofcablemonster
Pondlifedregsbutler

Have both of you forgot your old passwords ? or dodging a ban ?

 

[sonofcablemonster]

sonofcablemonster
Pondlifedregsbutler

Have both of you forgot your old passwords ? or dodging a ban ?

I tried to stop myself posting but I have a form of online tourettes, if I dont post I get all twitchy and swear randomly at people. I changed my password and associated email account to something very very long that I knew I wouldnt remember hence locking myself out of my old account. :smart:

the problem is that I cant stop posting, I have tried but the tourettes comes back and I signed up with a new username. I am sure the powers that be know about it as I have made know attempt to hide it.

 

[sonofcablemonster]

300 points per week in the Dax ... I feel the midlife crisis coming ... I'm useless ;-)

300 points is nothing there are tarders on here with 100% strike rate achieving 66% per week. Everyone on the internet is a world trading champion.

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

I tried to stop myself posting but I have a form of online tourettes, if I dont post I get all twitchy and swear randomly at people. I changed my password and associated email account to something very very long that I knew I wouldnt remember hence locking myself out of my old account. :smart:

the problem is that I cant stop posting, I have tried but the tourettes comes back and I signed up with a new username. I am sure the powers that be know about it as I have made know attempt to hide it.

x2

 

[NVP]

YEEEEEEEP! I bid a packet of jammy dodgers, 2 sherbert dabs and a soapy bombay roll from Destiny she's a pro!

the wizard says he is tempted but hes had a soapy bombay roll before from Destiny ...........and it took him a week to get his wand straight again

sorry
N

 

[NVP]

300 points is nothing there are tarders on here with 100% strike rate achieving 66% per week. Everyone on the internet is a world trading champion.

your reading that thread as well eh ?

hahha
N

 

[Solas0077]

I want a Holy Grail of trading too. I can pay about $2 for it.

 

[HolyGrail]

I just wish to confirm that I am NOT for sale!

 

[babyjake1961]

I'll pay you a portion of my trading profits generated with this grail but not a penny upfront.