Free BJ!

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That's right folks, this is the thread for anyone who like the sound of a free BJ.

BeginnerJoe has generously offered to allow people to question him on his methods, without charge!

So if you're the kind of person who would click on a thread because it has "Free BJ" in the title, this is the place for you!

My first question to Joe is:

I am driving to London this weekend and will therefore have to fill the car up. Do you expect oil to hit $300 because of this, or would it be more sensible to aim for a move up to only $250 or so?

Please feel free to post your questions and grab yourselves some of the free BJ action!
 
Can't answer. I just woke up and can't comprehend the question. I didn't expect anything to happen today until the damn news announcements from the US at 13:30, so I went to sleep.
 
Unemployment down slightly, CPI up slightly. Big whoop.

Are you ready for another a$$-pounding today?
 
So when the the pounding ? Nothing is happening at the moment. By the look of it. Things are edging positive.
 
So when the the pounding ? Nothing is happening at the moment. By the look of it. Things are edging positive.

The market is coming fo' yo a$$. You know it, I know it. Time to lube up, time to loooooooooooooooooooooobe up.
 
I would have thought there would be more questions by now. I guess people don't appreciate a good opportunity when they see one.
 
Nope, nothing is happening. Just edging upwards. I wanna buy EUR/USD.

Don't worry, nobody else cares. Me neither.
 
You lack patience. You must be 17 or something. Everything takes time and work kiddo.

Your predicted rape isn't happening. In fact nothing is happening today for me. The market hasn't moved enough for me to start pruning. Again picked up some morsels today.
 
Maybe you're not getting in big enough to move the market Joe? I think people are waiting for your £10pp orders to be triggered before loading up on the other side.
 
Maybe you're not getting in big enough to move the market Joe? I think people are waiting for your £10pp orders to be triggered before loading up on the other side.

I only do stocks now - actual stocks and stock SB. Stock SB's don't move drastically. If I bet £10, nothing would happen. Even if something does happen the loss could easily be carried until the market play nice again. Of course I am not talking about daily futures. A £100 per point would guarantee a move.
 
Something just occurred to me that will immediately improve my performance. My pruning strategy has been too unagressive. If I prune for every advantage that comes my way, no matter how small it is, it instantly increases the odds in my favour. This also increases the activity level, of which I prefer.

By pruning I mean discarding less favourable positions for the more favourable. Upto now, I have been waiting for the favourable to get more favourable and consequently missed out on some quick gains and new opportunities that present themselves.

One learns something new every day, even in a dull market.
 
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Something just occurred to me that will immediately improve my performance. My pruning strategy has been too unagressive. If I prune for every advantage that comes my way, no matter how small it is, it instantly increases the odds in my favour. This also increases the activity level, of which I prefer.

By pruning I mean discarding less favourable positiosn for the more favourable. Upto now, I have been waiting for the favourable to get more favourable and consequently missed out on some quick gains and new opportunities that present themselves.

One learns something new every day, even in a dull market.

Dirty b@stard. At your age!
 
<sigh>

Can't even give BJs away these days.

a straight bj just don't cut it with this crowd, if you would've offered a free blumpkin in the thread title then this thread would be the hottest ever in the history of t2w...just don't throw in the word splashback as t2w servers would kkkkkrrreeeeeerash with the extra traffic :clover:
 
a straight bj just don't cut it with this crowd, if you would've offered a free blumpkin in the thread title then this thread would be the hottest ever in the history of t2w...just don't throw in the word splashback as t2w servers would kkkkkrrreeeeeerash with the extra traffic :clover:
Throw in a free "vince scamazione" and the mugs er...punters will flock to your stall(y)
 
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