Bucket Shop Bash ( For Charity )

[gedward3]

Hello Guys,

Thought id start this thread as ive just got in after a night out and found £25 in my pocket. After having my daily dose of T2W i thought why not do something worthwhile with this money and give something to a charity or organisation that may need extra funding. I thought of the (Bucket Shop Bash Rhyme) to the tunes of nursery rhymes that we can hopefully all relate to without any intellectual arguments but with the topic of bucket shops and to raise money for charity.

I understand we all got our pro's and cons with bucket shops and spread betting but i dont want this to be the focus to give them serious grief but merely to raise a few extra pounds for a worthwile charity. So sorry bucket shops, your'e gonna have to do your part and take it on the chin in the name of charity. If you wanna donate you'll appear on this thread and maybe even gain a few more punters.

Mods im gonna post my Rhyme after this post and what i would like is if the bucket shop name is not allowed delete them but dont delete the thread.

Secondly i would like that each person that posts a modified rhyme donates something no matter how small to a charity.

My donation is £25.

Maybe a mod can do a final poll at the the end for which charity or charities receive the donations. Or even put a charity poll where we can all vote and then send the donation collectively to the mod so he can pass it on. Mods PM me wher to send my cheque.

To give you a head start heres a website with all the rhymes. N yes you guessed it theres a bit of work involved in changing the lyrics.

All the best

gedward3

http://www.rhymes.org.uk/

 

[gedward3]

Pac Con has fallen down - Nursery Rhyme

To the nursery rhyme: London Bridge Is Falling Down

Pacific Continental has fallen down,
Fallen down, fallen down,
Pacific Continental has fallen down,
They were scammers.

They built theyr'e clients up with lies n spam,
lies n spam, lies n spam,
they built theyr'e clients up with lies n spam,
Yep theyr'e scammers.

The directors millions, wont wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
The directors millions wont wash away,
You guessed it. Cos theyr'e scammers.

They tried moving averages n then they thought,
This wont work, this wont work,
What can they do to service their clients,
Why not screw them.


Some clients of theirs lost £100k,
£100k, £100k,
We thought they were here to stay,
Cos theyr'e scammers.

With a stiff upper city lip, they kept goin
They kept goin, They kept goin,
They tried to rob us blind of course,
Cos they scam us.

Client accounts and will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Client’s accounts will bend and bow,
Not again. You guessed it. Co’s they scam us.

Build it up with requotes and slippage,
requotes and slippage, requotes and slippage
Build it up with requotes and slippage,
Is this getting boring. No, because they scam us.

Confidence and coins will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Confidence and coins will be stolen away,
How do i say this. They love scamming

Set your stops to watch all night,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set your stops to watch all night,
And they will run them.

Suppose the traders should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the traders should fall asleep?
C'mon directors, lets go rob them.

Give the traders some small profits,
small profits, small profits,
Give the traders some small profits,
Then they screw you............