Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

[Dentalfloss]

 

[inzimam]

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lol...but my punts are doing well so far!! Up +80 on Dow so far and +60 on Dax..holding but might add stops soon

 

[Dentalfloss]

How bout now?

 

[inzimam]

closed both punts...+90 and +50

 

[Dentalfloss]

Breaking
Nhs have advised using a condom to protect yourself against Coronavirus...
Put it over your head

 

[counter_violent]

Breaking
Nhs have advised using a condom to protect yourself against Coronavirus...
Put it over your head

Then wrap head in surplus bog roll

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Then wrap head in surplus bog roll

😄😄😄😜😜😜😍😍😍😍😍

 

[inzimam]

closed both punts...+90 and +50

Damn, should have stuck to my game plan...Postman got in my head!

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Damn, should have stuck to my game plan...Postman got in my head!

 

[counter_violent]

Damn, should have stuck to my game plan...Postman got in my head!

Condom and bog roll would have kept him out.

 

[Dentalfloss]

Our 26433/ horizontal held

 

[Dentalfloss]

Condom and bog roll would have kept him out.

NHS advised you to swallow the bog roll for safety against the virus

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[counter_violent]

NHS advised you to swallow the bog roll for safety against the virus

Yes i've been doing that.
Also saves a job further down the line.

 

[Dentalfloss]

Fake

 

[Dentalfloss]

closed both punts...+90 and +50

thats good....it was fake
we did not know that until it retraced

 

[Dentalfloss]

and bounce

 

[inzimam]

thats good....it was fake
we did not know that until it retraced

I'm thinking the retrace might be the fake