Analogy for the Stock Market?

[Triggerfish]

Do you have one you would like to share?

 

[neil]

Do you have one you would like to share?

opium den for dreamers and easy pickings for the sharks

 

[the hare]

A whore..

On second thoughts make that a cheap crack addicted whore

 

[malaguti]

Evil Bitch, especially on days like today

 

[wackypete2]

Steamroller

 

[BeginnerJoe]

Casino.

 

[wackypete2]

You're so predictable, Joe

Peter

 

[VielGeld]

Massive pre-consciousness intelligence that wants you, your money, and all of your possessions.

 

[malaguti]

Massive pre-consciousness intelligence that wants you, your money, and all of your possessions.

that's called an ex wife

 

[the hare]

That Swiss Toni fella once told me that buying shares on the stock market is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You pay a fortune for them, it costs an arm and a leg maintaining them, and when someone comes along with more money, they take them off you

swisshousehold - YouTube

 

[bbmac]

She's a cruel mistress - cruel - but fair
Peter cook

The only job of a trader is to Buy low - and Sell High
Victor Veiderhoffer - Education of a Speculator

They're a flight of berties !
Edward Fox

 

[trendie]

A numerical, dynamic, rorschach.

It's interesting reading what others see in the numbers.

 

[Sir Pond Life Dreg]

Flashing numbers, squiggly lines, wanting to be active all the time.
Buy or sell how do i decide just click that button and cling on for the ride.
I'm in now but wish i wasn't the markets cornered me and wants my bottom.
It whips out it's sword and lunges my way despite my protests that I'm not gay
It bends me over then takes my money laughing all the time as if it were funny
The phone rings who could it be can they not tell what the market has just done to me
I pick up the phone to answer the call it's my broker telling me I've been a fool I now how it feels to have a margin call.
Back to work to pay for my sins until my first paycheck I'll eat from the bins
The dream is over until the next time I hope you liked my little rhyme.

Mc Numbnuts rapped to the beat of Summer holiday by Cliff Richard.

 

[NVP]

Aladdins Lamp.....

 

[NVP]

so be careful what you wish for .........

 

[NVP]

That Swiss Toni fella once told me that buying shares on the stock market is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You pay a fortune for them, it costs an arm and a leg maintaining them, and when someone comes along with more money, they take them off you

Classic ..I love swiss Toni

 

[georgedon]

A search engine, probing for value.

 

[Triggerfish]

There is this very large fish tank somewhere in my mind.
In that fish tank, there are many different type of fishes.
These fishes come in a variety of species hence different sizes, shapes and colours.
From time to time, more fishes are added to the tank, depending on their size or species, they usually don't last very long in this new environment.
when the fishes swim around, they usually see fishes of a similar size, sometimes bigger and sometimes more aggressive ones.....usually this is normal for most of the time.
It is very rare indeed to come across those biggest fishes, usually fishes see their inside rather than their outside.

 

[wackypete2]

There is this very large fish tank somewhere in my mind.

A little wet behind the ears, are ya?

Peter

 

[neil]

A little wet behind the ears, are ya?

Peter

Bit of a drip maybe