Spank the bucketshop with a free £100 account

[wackypete2]

Apparently he trades from is rug in that pose. Anyway, I'm more likely to be killed by mod for saying something about a vendor rather than posting up homoerotic imagery.

That's a persian rug if I remember correctly

Peter

 

[SybilCut]

I shall be joining this pissing contest next week.

Prepare to be ****ing pwned.

Just going to be real patient and smack the whole account onto one trade. I'm a swing trader so all I need is one winner to sincerely destroy all competition.

 

[The Leopard]

he's here, relaxing after a hard day of pin bars

That's a good photo. It was pure coincidence I had waxed earlier in the day, I wasn't expecting to have my picture taken.

 

[The Leopard]

That's a persian rug if I remember correctly

Peter

It's a good rug to "bear" all on!

Ba dum tssshhh - YouTube

 

[robster970]

That's a good photo. It was pure coincidence I had waxed earlier in the day, I wasn't expecting to have my picture taken.

Is there something you and Pete need to tell the rest of us about - he seems to know a lot about your rug................

 

[wackypete2]

Is there something you and Pete need to tell the rest of us about - he seems to know a lot about your rug................

Someone of great stature once said this:

Right, I don't know much about Islamos or whatever they call themselves. But a few years back I knew these three strippers - well, whores that also stripped on weekends, you know the sort. Well, after a titanic bender one Wednesday, we all went back to their place, a flat they shared in a converted Victorian house just off the King's Road.

They had an old Persian rug in front of the fireplace in the living room. It was left over from the old boy who had had the place before them, before he died obviously. It smelt quite bad of p1ss, and they really should have chucked it out, but it looked nice enough, and besides theses three tarts were always coked out of their f***ing minds and would never do any bloody cleaning, much less take anything down the tip.

Anyway, on the night in question, I banged all three of them on the rug in front of the fire (the central heating had packed in again and the rest of the flat was f***ing freezing). These three were c0ck-mad and I thought I was going to have to call in back up, must have gone on for hours. Legs like jelly afterwards.

Long story short, that was some f***ing night on that Persian rug, and so I feel an affinity with the Middle East, and also feel qualified to comment on affairs pertaining to that region.

Mozlimity, or whatever it's called, is the religion of tolerance and peace, and anyone who says otherwise should be f***ing beheaded in my opinion.

My hero

Peter

 

[VielGeld]

Welp, just sent in my application. Should be good to go sometime this week.

 

[DionysusToast]

lulz....

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Gambling is illegal in Thailand, although that doesn't stop the police from running casinos all over the place.

Honestly, if I was in the US, I could understand them not wanting to open the account but Thailand... Jeez...

 

[DionysusToast]

That's a good photo. It was pure coincidence I had waxed earlier in the day, I wasn't expecting to have my picture taken.

Waxed what? Lyrical?

Sure is a lot of hair for someone that waxed...

 

[robster970]

Someone of great stature once said this:

Story about an old persian rug, hookers, a T2W member and his relationship with the middle east

My hero

Peter

I remember that post well Pete, that's why I asked what had been going on with the pair of you..............

 

[The Leopard]

Waxed what? Lyrical?

Sure is a lot of hair for someone that waxed...

You should see it if I don't. Back like an unkempt bear. Crotch looks like Tina Turner's hiding down there.

Seriously, if I haven't waxed and I want to find it, I have to take a p1ss and follow the stream back to the source, like some kind of hirsute John Hanning Speke.

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

ok you fascists the currency markets are open and I hope you are ready to spank the bucketshop hard where it hurts (in the pocket).

 

[Ross Spur]

You should see it if I don't. Back like an unkempt bear. Crotch looks like Tina Turner's hiding down there.

Seriously, if I haven't waxed and I want to find it, I have to take a p1ss and follow the stream back to the source, like some kind of hirsute John Hanning Speke.

I think you'll find that Speke was actually very hairy. Dr Livingstone often mistook him for a gorilla.

 

[robster970]

Took an out of hours position this morning. Forgot about it and then I got stopped out - I don't remember setting a stop - what is this bucketsh0psh1t???

Anyway kids, let this be a lesson to us all on how not to tarde.

 

[wackypete2]

Took an out of hours position this morning. Forgot about it and then I got stopped out - I don't remember setting a stop - what is this bucketsh0psh1t???

Anyway kids, let this be a lesson to us all on how not to tarde.

In other words, you really suck at the "spank the bucketshop" game

Peter

 

[ChocolateDigestive]

Took an out of hours position this morning. Forgot about it and then I got stopped out - I don't remember setting a stop - what is this bucketsh0psh1t???

Anyway kids, let this be a lesson to us all on how not to tarde.

bucketshop will always set a default stop based on your account size. rofl

I didn't realise that you didnt have you £100 bonus yet. you best scratch a couple of trades now so you qualify and request it rofl

I have also been on a bad run I am hoping my account will be back to £100 shortly.

hopefully CV will be along to show us how it is done.

 

[robster970]

Yes - I cannot tarde bucketshops for toffee so it seems and I better be careful with my £28 now to get my money back!!

 

[robster970]

I haven't got enough money left in my account to cover the margin on most things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[brewski1984]

I've nearly lost my original £100 just trying to do the 5 trades.

 

[markmc27]

I haven't got enough money left in my account to cover the margin on most things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you should have enough for the CAC,margin is only 20