Why educate, teach or coach your strategy?

[DashRiprock]

Slash was born in Stoke, believe it or not. I read his biography a year or so back, he was one crazy ass mutha. Dash, care to cook up some lyrics to Sweet Child o' Mine? How about

He's got a vol smile that seems to me
Reminds me of childish strategies
Where everything
Expired without difficult - y .....

we'll split the royalties

a song to Howard Cohodas by DashRiprock and Meanreversion
(sung to the tune of "Sweet child of mine" by Guns and Roses)


He's got a vol smile that seems to me
Reminds me of childish strategies
Where everything
Expired without difficult - y .....

Now and then, in the marketplace
you can vol arb away, at a leisurely pace
this definately isn't wrong
he'll even train you and then show you why-y

whooooo ooaaa oo ooaaa Volatility smiless
Whooaaa oh oh ooh Volatility smiles


look at the risk, with your own mince pies
your bound to end up in some pain-ain
i think its fair, if I may surmise
that your sharpe ratio won't remain
you'll end up broke, and with an antitrust case
your face will be shown worldwide
because you didn't listen
to DashRiprock
when he told you that you were a plonker

whooooo ooaaa oo ooaaa Volatility smiless
Whooaaa oh oh ooh Volatility smiles

 

[Pazienza]

LMFCO!

Best one yet Dash.

(Special thanks to Mean)

THE LULZ ARE FINE TONIGHT!

 

[meanreversion]

Jeez, lyric-meister. Are you related to any of the following people - Tim Rice, Bernie Taupin, Richard Stilgoe, Kathy Dennis?

 

[arabianights]

dash do smething to iron man you ****

 

[DashRiprock]

someone is deleting them!

pfffft

bed time for me.

 

[barjon]

You display an amazing ignorance of promotion. Rather than pray that no-one finds these posts, I frequently refer people to them. It just increases my sign-up list. The weak sisters that buy what you guys say without thinking for themselves are not the students I'm interested in. Many are considerably skeptical thanks to you guys. That is a good thing for them as well as form me. They sign up just to see what its all about or to watch me possibly crash. Sort of like NASCAR fans.

Howard

Hmm, I had wondered why you should start such a thread when you must have been well aware of the reception it would have. I have deleted the worst stuff, but if you will stick a target on your chest then you must expect a few pot-shots. It's a shame, though, that it has become yet another lulz fest.

On the other hand, if your motive in starting the thread was in the interests of self-promotion to drum up business then that's naughty.

In either event the thread's run it's course and is now closed.

Jon