What price for a Bonk ?

[Pat494]

As the world seems to equate everything to mere money I thought I might pose this question

What price for a bonk

It's really what one spends on a girl minus what she pays

Does £50 sound about right ?

Applies to married men too !!

 

[tomorton]

Pat - you really ought to get out more.

Or maybe you really ought to get out less.....

 

[bangkoker]

Surely it depends on the girl and how desperate she is for the money? and there has to be a supply and demand issue if you are purely talking of price without any of the moral issues.

 

[Pat494]

Pat - you really ought to get out more.

Or maybe you really ought to get out less.....

You are probably right but a long period without does funny things to a guy's imagination. I look at married friends and only wonder if they are enjoying IT as much as ever and how many times a week !

The couple next door split up recently. He was always complaining how much he had spent on her. He had to give her his half of the house to get back her half of the business. For which she was a director in name only.

Ah well, I don't suppose anyone wants to admit to anything ??

 

[Pat494]

Does something stir with delicious CC

 

[tomorton]

Does something stir with delicious CC

Out of your league mate, out of your league.
(out of mine too)

 

[Pat494]

Out of your league mate, out of your league.
(out of mine too)

Right again ( must be something in the Exeter water ? )
More in the footballer's league so add a few noughts - not for nothing or their sparkling conversational abilities I guess

 

[D70]

You need to watch Eddie Murphy stand up. He put it all rather nicely. Or find the reply to that women who advertised for a guy from Wall Street.

Basically, they both say that there are plus points and minus points to dating vs marriage. If you get married, you can liken it to buying a house. If you just date them, you are just renting. Both cost money, but in different ways. Regarding price for a bonk. Let's work it out.

Let's say you get married at 30 and die at 80. So 50 years of married bliss.
Let's say you will do it once a month on average over those 50 years. So for 50 quid a pop, that's 384,000 quid. From this it could be suggested that if you have only minimal assets, you might as well get married as you will save money but if your assets are greater than 1mill say. Carry on paying for top quality pousy.

 

[DionysusToast]

Out here, a lunchtime blow job can be had for 700 Baht - that's just under 15 quid at todays exchange rates.

A hand job in a massage parlour - 500 - 1000 Baht 'tip'
A shag off a regular bargirl can be had for about 1000-2500 depending on the parameters & how long you want her to stay - if all night etc...
A shag in a soapy is about 1,700-3,500 - depending on where you go. A top of the line 'model' stunner at Poseidon will knock you back 6-7,000 Baht. This does include being soaped & THOROUGHLY washed in a huge bath with said stunner(s) as well as a soapy 'body slide' on a soaped up air mattress.

It's a good job I have friends who partake of these services, otherwise I wouldn't know and be able to share it with you.

 

[D70]

How long you been in Thailand?
Where abouts are you?

 

[DionysusToast]

Thailand ? This is Scunthorpe I am talking about....

 

[timsk]

Thailand ? This is Scunthorpe I am talking about....

Wow, what a great ad' for Scunthorpe - and they've got their own currency!

 

[DionysusToast]

Wow, what a great ad' for Scunthorpe - and they've got their own currency!

No - it's just that Scunthorpe lads can't pull, so they go on Holiday to Thailand to find 'wives' and then put them on the game to supplement their dole.

They accept most major currencies.

 

[Shakone]

And how much in baht for the STD checkup and treatment?

 

[Pat494]

You need to watch Eddie Murphy stand up. He put it all rather nicely. Or find the reply to that women who advertised for a guy from Wall Street.

Basically, they both say that there are plus points and minus points to dating vs marriage. If you get married, you can liken it to buying a house. If you just date them, you are just renting. Both cost money, but in different ways. Regarding price for a bonk. Let's work it out.

Let's say you get married at 30 and die at 80. So 50 years of married bliss.
Let's say you will do it once a month on average over those 50 years. So for 50 quid a pop, that's 384,000 quid. From this it could be suggested that if you have only minimal assets, you might as well get married as you will save money but if your assets are greater than 1mill say. Carry on paying for top quality pousy.

That's a lot of dough to earn. My accountant would suggest deductions, eg for her enjoying it too, house plus food, etc.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

That's a lot of dough to earn. My accountant would suggest deductions, eg for her enjoying it too, house plus food, etc.

use of home as office

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I've heard a good %age of those thai brasses are post ops who are paying for surgery on the drip. (Sourced from a thai friend)

Talk about russian roulette.

 

[Pat494]

2 good reasons to launch your ship for this beauty

 

[DionysusToast]

And how much in baht for the STD checkup and treatment?

We just stick a bit of domestos on it out here - clears most things up.

 

[tomorton]

Out here, a lunchtime blow job can be had for 700 Baht - that's just under 15 quid at todays exchange rates.

A hand job in a massage parlour - 500 - 1000 Baht 'tip'
A shag off a regular bargirl can be had for about 1000-2500 depending on the parameters & how long you want her to stay - if all night etc...
A shag in a soapy is about 1,700-3,500 - depending on where you go. A top of the line 'model' stunner at Poseidon will knock you back 6-7,000 Baht. This does include being soaped & THOROUGHLY washed in a huge bath with said stunner(s) as well as a soapy 'body slide' on a soaped up air mattress.

It's a good job I have friends who partake of these services, otherwise I wouldn't know and be able to share it with you.

(He's very well informed isn't he? When does he find time to trade?)