Trading haikus

[shadowninja]

Guide to Verse Forms - Haiku

The simplest definition is that it is a three-line poem with syllable counts of 5, 7, 5, no rhyme and no particular metre. For example:

Real men will eat quiche
If it can be smothered with
Tomato ketchup.

So, let the games begin...

 

[shadowninja]

I sit patiently,
Awaiting the right signal...
Snooze off for 8 hours.

 

[MrGecko]

Why do you persist
With these f*cking stupid threads
No pornography?

 

[MrGecko]

There once was a man...
Hang on, have i got this wrong?
sh!t. stupid poem.

 

[shadowninja]

Swing trading is dull,
I'm playing games all day long,
But I win pippage.

 

[shadowninja]

I don't like this loss,
I hope FTSE goes back up.
Argh! A bigger loss.

It'll turn back round.
It always does; you will see.
I will prove you wrong.

OMFG! No!
The market hates me. I suck.
Dear Mr Natwest...

 

[MrGecko]

Goddam ADP!
I saw it, pulled all my bids,
now I'm last in line.

 

[MrGecko]

We are playing games.
Well, to be honest we are
procrastinating.

 

[shadowninja]

nice one.

 

[shadowninja]

What is going on here....?

Writing haikus about trading.