Trader's best tax heavens

[oildaytrader]

What is the nearest trader friendly tax heaven to the U K?

I am looking for a tax heaven , because I do not want to pay my money to all the clowns to blow it on expenses frauds by mps and THOUSANDS of other frauds in the U K.Why should I pay taxes so government can bail out banking scum in the U K.:cheesy:

http://yourandorra.com/andorra-blog/?tag=broadband

For those considering a tax haven such as traders who need high speed internet acess and for those where time is critical, it’s a good working environment with or without tax, and Andorra steps up to the mark for them.

For such a small country in the middle of a mountain range Andorra impresses by being the 11th in the world for broadband speed – beating the United Kingdom for example, and according to Ookla who carried out the research Andorra has 14.79Mbps.

http://www.lowtax.net/lowtax/html/janpetx.html

 

[Shanghai]

I didn't know that demo offshore bank accounts actually existed.

 

[oildaytrader]

I didn't know that demo offshore bank accounts actually existed.

Most of you are novices,failed traders and learners , so you need demo accounts.I am looking for real tax heavens.

What other type of posts do you expects from losers?

 

[Shanghai]

Good idea, you can sail your boat there too.

Oh I forget, you lied about that....

 

[oildaytrader]

Good idea, you can sail your boat there too.

Oh I forget, you lied about that....

My brother Yacht is like being on our Yacht (our family yacht)

What lie?I was looked after by the crew.

 

[oildaytrader]

I will have to pay the price and go for Monaco.Stupid money to pay for property.

http://www.market-trend.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=73&Itemid=45

Most of you shouldn't even think of tax heavens on your losing demo accounts.

Very interesting

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/mar/06/non-dom-refugees-ashcroft

 

[doobs]

google 'panama legal'. will tell you everything about the different tax havens, how to set up offshore corporations and get offshore credit cards etc.

 

[Shanghai]

What is a "tax heaven" anyway? Is it similar to a "tax haven?"

 

[Black Swan]

escape artist was always my favourite destination site for this type of fantasy...

 

[oildaytrader]

What is a "tax heaven" anyway? Is it similar to a "tax haven?"

When you buy your tax haven apartment , make sure it is a million miles away from me, cause you are like my wife ....looking for my mistakes and trying to put me down.

 

[the hare]

Come to Malta oily. There's a bunch of us here paying less than 5%, and mooring fees are at least 25% of what you claim to be paying. Decent Russian hookers too.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Admin, why hasn't this clown been banned? People have been banned for much much less.

 

[oildaytrader]

Admin, why hasn't this clown been banned? People have been banned for much much less.

Because there is a real trader with more knowledge and wisdom , than a load of posters.They don't like losing quality and entertainment.

 

[FX Bandit]

Because there is a real trader with more knowledge and wisdom , than a load of posters.They don't like losing quality and entertainment.

You truly are an a$$hole. But you shouldn't be banned, because you are TEH BEST LULZ. You are the single best reason to visit this otherwise mostly useless site.

Tell us more about your "yacht", and your "tax heaven" needs.

At the end of the day Demobullsh1ter, haters gonna hate. Keep doin yo thang.

 

[oildaytrader]

You truly are an a$$hole. But you shouldn't be banned, because you are TEH BEST LULZ. You are the single best reason to visit this otherwise mostly useless site.

Tell us more about your "yacht", and your "tax heaven" needs.

At the end of the day Demobullsh1ter, haters gonna hate. Keep doin yo thang.

Yup,thats why hollywood really made the character called J R ewing based upon me.You see the resemblance.Thats a fairy tale.

Don't I spoil your fun.

 

[FX Bandit]

Yup,thats why hollywood really made the character called J R ewing based upon me.You see the resemblance.Thats a fairy tale.

Don't I spoil your fun.

You're all right, Oily, you know that? You got balls son. More balls than mosta the a$$holes on this site put together. More balls than they could hope to get if they planted themselves in a big bag of f***in' "Growballs".

From now on, I'm on your side.

 

[SanMiguel]

What is a "tax heaven" anyway? Is it similar to a "tax haven?"

lol

Try Malta - you can sail there too.

 

[Badass Futures]

Listen you b1tches.

I seen ODT's accounts.He swing a big line. He got yachts. He got lots a yachts. He a playa.

He bin wit maaaaade people. Connected people. Who you bin wit? Chain-snatchin', jive-ass, maricón motherf***ers.

Why don't you all get lost? Go ahead, snatch a purse. Take a f***in' walk.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

 

[kwickwool]

ODT,

Not sure if this post is a joke or not but you are asking this forum these questions? Your Job is purely internt based which means that you can set up a company almost anywhere in the world you want and make sure there are no ties, feck it aint rocket science and if you are moaning about UK tax issues you are a bit of an idiot are you not?