T2W secretary

[ChartMan]

We just had this job application in for a new secretarial position in T2W. Sharky is getting bored with typing. Now I'm not sure about this so I suggested we ask the members and take a poll on it. Please can you vote so we can decide what to do.If you want to remain anonymous, then no problem.

 

[oatman]

Seems to have the right qualifications

 

[rossored]

I would be more than happy to teach her any "tricks of the trade".

No no, really lads, I don't mind.

 

[bonsai]

don't know about you, but when I download it all I get
is garbled greek.
Mine opens in Wordpad.
Do we need special software to read it ,
or an enigma machine ?

example
×ØÙÚâãäåæçèéêòóôõö÷øùúÿÚ

wait for it, there is more
îMw¾&oÞZF;eˆ®Ç1
we6r^"àúôÄr¤RQE

Doesn't look like Pitman's finest but what do I know.
maybe she can do shorthand after all ?

 

[eminem]

She could give me shorthand any time, ahem, err, dribble... well if I were her boss during her lunch break I would educate her on other more worldly matters. I would sit her on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that comes up :cheesy:

 

[ChartMan]

Bonsai, save it, and/or open it with WORD, not wordpad.

 

[bonsai]

sorry, I dont have WORD

 

[ChartMan]

download winword viewer then..... dont ask me where from...

 

[orchard]

Poor Bonsai.
As for the rest of you - sexist m*n

 

[ChartMan]

Not me! I would never have a secretary like that. :cheesy:

 

[bonsai]

boo hoo

no, shaln't bother.
If I did, microsoft would only bring out yet another package
and then I would have to download that as well.
and then another and another......

I still use my DOS Wordperfect !

 

[Skimbleshanks]

Ahhh ... Wordperfect, now that really was bliss.