T2W Job Page.

[kimo'sabby]

T2W needs a job page. The jobs don't have to be trading jobs, but jobs that can fit around trading, like dog walking and stuff.

Feel free to post any job advertisements. Lets get Britain working.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

The jobs don't have to be trading jobs, but jobs that can fit around trading, like dog walking and stuff.

Beer sampling.

 

[Hoggums]

pron researcher.

 

[kimo'sabby]

Community hours served through a court of law do not count as 'work'.

Lollipop person needed in Bromford - school times. Would suit part-time trader betting on ftse futures. Uniform provided. Pay neg. Pension scheme available.

 

[trendie]

Community hours served through a court of law do not count as 'work'.

Lollipop person needed in Bromford - school times. Would suit part-time trader betting on ftse futures. Uniform provided. Pay neg. Pension scheme available.

would suit trader who specialises in standing in front of oncoming heavy vehicles believing a plastic sign will stop them.
must have knife-catching experience.

 

[Liquid validity]

would suit trader who specialises in standing in front of oncoming heavy vehicles believing a plastic sign will stop them.
must have knife-catching experience.

:cheesy:

 

[kimo'sabby]

Bakers Assistant - Dough Maker (Hastings) : Would suit TA orientated FX trend trader. Early mornings, needs to be good with hands, loves the bread. Other duties include picking up crumbs. Tel Hastings job center.

 

[wackypete2]

Ponzi Scheme administrator. Flexible hours. Excellent income. Good for anyone with a B.S. degree and who consistently loses money trading in the financial markets.
1-800-CALLBERNIE

Peter

 

[Liquid validity]

Horse trainer - singapore, must be familiar with side straddle and be flexible with the truth
Apply to leeson assocs.

 

[kimo'sabby]

P-Time Natori Harbour Master (Japan): Good swimmer, fully proficient in Y.E.N.(Yikes Earthquake Noise). Surfboard and blonde surfers wig supplied. Good rates.

 

[wackypete2]

P-Time Natori Harbour Master (Japan): Good swimmer, fully proficient in Y.E.N.(Yikes Earthquake Noise). Surfboard and blonde surfers wig supplied. Good rates.

You forgot "must have radiant personality"

Peter

 

[Liquid validity]

fckin twisted but i did

 

[Mr. Charts]

Holy Grail locators.
Only atheists need apply.

 

[Liquid validity]

Holy Grail locators.
Only atheists need apply.

Subtle irony with a twist

 

[Pazienza]

Wanted: 1 beheader.

Please apply in writing to Arabian Nights, c/o Behead Mr Charts!, Religion of Peace Square, London.

Excellent 72 Virgin / Raisin bonus package. Must have own axe.

 

[arabianights]

I endorse that, but please apply directly to me so Paz doesn't get any cut

Apart from, you know, THAT cut

 

[Pazienza]

I endorse that, but please apply directly to me so Paz doesn't get any cut

Apart from, you know, THAT cut

Behead those that deny commissions to recruitment consultants!

 

[arabianights]

God, if there's one thing I hate more than black swan, it's recruitment consultants


















Actually come to think of it it's the other way around

 

[DashRiprock]

what about estate agents? they are like recruitment cuntsultants for houses

 

[Pazienza]

what about estate agents? they are like recruitment cuntsultants for houses

We're selling something at the moment. Estate agents, and you can add those two-bit solicitors that do most mostly conveyancing, £150 threat letters and personal injury claims.

Those f*ckers have got a special level of hell especially for them, just below where Pol Pot and Mao are roasting slowly on spits.