Yes, I need a shoulder to cry on and a cuddle too (well I used to, not since I read John Pipers book - The Way To Trade - lives in Cobham, Surrrey - trades options and futures for himself and private clients- good bloke. Perhaps one of you locals could pop round and offer to buy him a pint in return for him revealing all his trading secrets to us? If it takes two pints then I'll buy one.
As for me, well I've been investing in UK equities for 8 years, SB for 2 years (never again) and trading futures for 2. Look forward to meeting you all.