Question:

[Gumping]

Whatever happened to my favourite little Spanish lovemonkey with his legion of £100/min d!ck-sucking grannies and his ability to 'outmuscle' the oil market spread-betting £6/point :?:

 

[BSD]

I think he has taken up gladiator games.

Together with a second hobby of kindly sharing Socratesque mumbo-jumbo and assorted smoke and mirror musings spinning around themselves with the rest of us.

 

[TheBramble]

And also to be so recently re-joined by our old friend CYOF?

 

[BSD]

Hi Tony long time no see.



At least you've kept your old name.

I was gone as well for half a year, come back, and don't recognize who is who any more what with lots of creativity having apparently been expended on these shores in coming up with new names.

Toooo confusing for me.

 

[arabianights]

Passed the first round of police selection... (really!)

 

[TheBramble]

At least you've kept your old name.

Yes. All of them....

 

[BSD]

 

[Gumping]

Passed the first round of police selection... (really!)

Really?!?

You mean as a full time one or a special one?

 

[TheBramble]

Passed the first round of police selection... (really!)

How many have you got it down to now?

 

[arabianights]

Really?!?

You mean as a full time one or a special one?

full time I think. currently working as a security guard I think...

 

[Gumping]

full time I think. currently working as a security guard I think...

Not doing that silly intelligence thing he was talking about?

 

[Mr. Charts]

Hey welcome back, Tony !
Does t2w draft you back into action whenever the number of posts and clicks falls?
Richard

 

[Mr. Charts]

Intelligence and spanishfly is an oxymoron.

 

[TheBramble]

Hey welcome back, Tony !
Does t2w draft you back into action whenever the number of posts and clicks falls?

I'm a bot.

Whenever the pointless, drivel ridden, nothing but noise, rudely ignorant, aggravation inducing, blindingly inexperienced prognostications, guru for a day and complete bullsh!t posts count reaches a certain level, I'm auto-launched to bring those levels right back up again.

 

[Gumping]

Well if he's protecting public order, I'm emigrating!

 

[TheBramble]

I think it's a very good thing. It's idiots and thugs not in unform that cause me more concern.

 

[0007]

I heard on the radio this morning that the Police are short of 5000 detectives!

 

[TheBramble]

I'm surprised they know.

 

[0007]

I'm surprised they know.

They got if from a "snout"

 

[Technically Fundamental]

that sounds like a pulled out of the air "give us a pay rise because we'll release a story about how overworked we've been under labour" figure to me.