Oh Dear Its That Time Of Year Again

[LORD JAMLA]

when every sage in the land calls a market bottom. Like they did when the SP 500 hit 1245, then 1200, then the bottom was 1150, no sorry little out there 1115, 1080 in trouble now keep - averaging to 1058 ....... am a bank trader, trading with other people's money only one way out of this ... keep averaging to 1050. Oh no it's 1020 offered, come on keep averaging the Fed will bailout me out with all those fools taxpayers money. Oh bugger 950!!!
950 HAS TO BE THE LOW. Some guy on Trade2Win said so. I'm buyin' more ..... bloddy 920 now. Time to switch on CNBC, this guy whose never traded in his life says it'll rally to 1100 by year hundred, buy more at 920. Just gone through 900 am feeling depressed now time for some retail therapy its not like Im losing money is it?? I'll still get my big fat bank bonus at the end of ther year.
Long queue real long queue outside Woolworths RETAIL SPENDING IS PICKING UP economy is in good shape after all - ITS ALL BEEN A LIE - Buy more at 880. Ring up my friend Jerome, tells me to keep buying NOW ITS 840 OFFERED thanks Mr. Kerviel you aint no friend of mine OH NO ITS THROUGH 800 OH BUGGER STOP ME OUT STOP ME OUT AT 750 PLEASE PLEASE YOU SHORT SELLERS ITS ALL YOUR FAULT BAAAGGGGHHHHHH YOU SHORT SELLING GREEN MONSTERS WHO LIVE IN A DARK DIRTY SELLER AND YOU KIDNAP CHILDREN AT NIGHT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Oh bugger 750 was the low JUST TO GET ME OUT THATS WHY IT DID THAT - lucky for me my bank got more taxpayer money - I GOT ANOTHER CHANCE TO BUY - gonna start buying again at 900.


hehehehe - keep buying suckkers high enough to get me short again
much love

LJ

 

[accendotraders]

You forgot to mention Vinnie down at the local Salon got a tip about the bottom 700 and a new start up Waste Management Company IPO. Time Back up the Truck Baby!

 

[Black Swan]

shame you didn't spell cellar correctly, unless you actually meant they actually live in a "dark and dirty seller"?

 

[Lex Luther]

when every sage in the land calls a market bottom. Like they did when the SP 500 hit 1245, then 1200, then the bottom was 1150, no sorry little out there 1115, 1080 in trouble now keep - averaging to 1058 ....... am a bank trader, trading with other people's money only one way out of this ... keep averaging to 1050. Oh no it's 1020 offered, come on keep averaging the Fed will bailout me out with all those fools taxpayers money. Oh bugger 950!!!
950 HAS TO BE THE LOW. Some guy on Trade2Win said so. I'm buyin' more ..... bloddy 920 now. Time to switch on CNBC, this guy whose never traded in his life says it'll rally to 1100 by year hundred, buy more at 920. Just gone through 900 am feeling depressed now time for some retail therapy its not like Im losing money is it?? I'll still get my big fat bank bonus at the end of ther year.
Long queue real long queue outside Woolworths RETAIL SPENDING IS PICKING UP economy is in good shape after all - ITS ALL BEEN A LIE - Buy more at 880. Ring up my friend Jerome, tells me to keep buying NOW ITS 840 OFFERED thanks Mr. Kerviel you aint no friend of mine OH NO ITS THROUGH 800 OH BUGGER STOP ME OUT STOP ME OUT AT 750 PLEASE PLEASE YOU SHORT SELLERS ITS ALL YOUR FAULT BAAAGGGGHHHHHH YOU SHORT SELLING GREEN MONSTERS WHO LIVE IN A DARK DIRTY SELLER AND YOU KIDNAP CHILDREN AT NIGHT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Oh bugger 750 was the low JUST TO GET ME OUT THATS WHY IT DID THAT - lucky for me my bank got more taxpayer money - I GOT ANOTHER CHANCE TO BUY - gonna start buying again at 900.


hehehehe - keep buying suckkers high enough to get me short again
much love

LJ

Fo sho

 

[stealth_retail]

The whole world is waiting for the next post of Lord Jamla.

Bring us to the land of the rich and beautiful once more.

Much Love from an italian Fan.

Andrea

 

[Back to the futures]

Come and talk to us Lord Jamla....

 

[kayetan]

Come back to talking about how to make a lot of money!