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Hi Oatman
I would like to add Tyre Steeling to the list. The first team to remove 4 car tyres and put the car up on bricks wins. I'm sure a few people around this area would be perfect for it :cheesy:
Also, Queueing. The team who can queue for longest wins. To make it more realistic you could have it taking place on a train station platform.
I would like to add Tyre Steeling to the list. The first team to remove 4 car tyres and put the car up on bricks wins. I'm sure a few people around this area would be perfect for it :cheesy:
Also, Queueing. The team who can queue for longest wins. To make it more realistic you could have it taking place on a train station platform.
Airthrey Capital
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Synchronised darts.
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Tiddlywinks.
The Ronnies trip
Rules
Take 4 young children to Ronnies.
Order for them and yourself.
Must be done at lunchtime in a city venue.
Points awarded
All of the following will add towards the maximum possible score.
Finding somewhere to sit 4 children and yourself.
Bonus awarded if it is at the same table.
Extra bonus if you have the table to yourself.
Super bonus if the table is clean and not littered with the last persons leftovers, tray and bags.
Getting and remembering the childrens orders from the children.
Ordering correctly for the children.
Ordering correctly for yourself.
Not having to continually repeat the order to a cashier who seems to deliberately misunderstand every word you say.
Everything being available that you have ordered.
Not having to stand to one side whilst a queue that stretches out of the door gets served whilst you wait for the most popular item on the menu which they have run out of.
Getting everything you have ordered.
Remembering to ask for ketchup.
Picking up straws and napkins before sitting at the table.
Sorting out the wrong order to the satisfaction of the children.
Explaining to the children who did not order lunch boxes why they do not get toys.
Explaining to the ones who did get toys why they do not work.
Mopping up spilt drinks without knocking your coffee into your burger.
Not throttling the yob who is swearing into his mobile phone at the next table whilst throwing chips at his mate.
Not tripping over the fat womans shopping who is sitting sideways at the table because she's too fat to get in and has most of a local supermarket in bags on the floor and dangling off a kiddies buggy that she has left in the passageway.
Getting the kids to actually eat.
Getting the kids to tidy up.
Leaving with the same four kids you started with.
Rules
Take 4 young children to Ronnies.
Order for them and yourself.
Must be done at lunchtime in a city venue.
Points awarded
All of the following will add towards the maximum possible score.
Finding somewhere to sit 4 children and yourself.
Bonus awarded if it is at the same table.
Extra bonus if you have the table to yourself.
Super bonus if the table is clean and not littered with the last persons leftovers, tray and bags.
Getting and remembering the childrens orders from the children.
Ordering correctly for the children.
Ordering correctly for yourself.
Not having to continually repeat the order to a cashier who seems to deliberately misunderstand every word you say.
Everything being available that you have ordered.
Not having to stand to one side whilst a queue that stretches out of the door gets served whilst you wait for the most popular item on the menu which they have run out of.
Getting everything you have ordered.
Remembering to ask for ketchup.
Picking up straws and napkins before sitting at the table.
Sorting out the wrong order to the satisfaction of the children.
Explaining to the children who did not order lunch boxes why they do not get toys.
Explaining to the ones who did get toys why they do not work.
Mopping up spilt drinks without knocking your coffee into your burger.
Not throttling the yob who is swearing into his mobile phone at the next table whilst throwing chips at his mate.
Not tripping over the fat womans shopping who is sitting sideways at the table because she's too fat to get in and has most of a local supermarket in bags on the floor and dangling off a kiddies buggy that she has left in the passageway.
Getting the kids to actually eat.
Getting the kids to tidy up.
Leaving with the same four kids you started with.
Salty Gibbon
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Paula screwed up.
They should introduce lap dancing and binge drinking as Olympic sports. The Brits might come out on top then.
They should introduce lap dancing and binge drinking as Olympic sports. The Brits might come out on top then.
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New Olympic Sport in which GBR would excel........
The 23 mile Marathon.
The 23 mile Marathon.
Salty Gibbon
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Or the marathon which automatically ends when GB are in danger of losing the lead.
That would be a FAIR TEST wouldn't it, Mr Brendan Foster ???
That would be a FAIR TEST wouldn't it, Mr Brendan Foster ???
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She failed - period.
How about Brothel Visiting as a sport ?
Wayne Rooney would surely be favourite for gold. I'm sure he would score plenty of times.
How about Brothel Visiting as a sport ?
Wayne Rooney would surely be favourite for gold. I'm sure he would score plenty of times.
