Meaning of the Term - Being completely FLAT

[Aston1st]

What does the term "Being completely FLAT" mean ?

For me asking one's broker to be completely "Flat" means being out of the market completely i.e no open orders and no working orders.

I would like to see what other traders think the terminology means.

Only Posters with over 20 posts to their credit will be taken notice of.

 

[Aston1st]

More votes please !!!

 

[darktone]

id take it to mean to have no position.

 

[Bint_Crusher]

Go into a bar and look for a bird with tits resembling fried eggs. That's the meaning of FLAT.

 

[shewolf]

Go into a bar and look for a bird with tits resembling fried eggs. That's the meaning of FLAT.

Yes, but women with smaller breasts invariably are much more sensitive in that area and therefore more easily aroused.
But an ignoramus like you wouldn't know that, would you? You couldn't find a clit with a torch and a map.

 

[Bint_Crusher]

Yes, but women with smaller breasts invariably are much more sensitive in that area and therefore more easily aroused.
But an ignoramus like you wouldn't know that, would you? You couldn't find a clit with a torch and a map.

I could find yours love.

 

[shewolf]

I could find yours love.

The only thing you can find is the palm of your hand. Regularly

 

[gedward3]

The only thing you can find is the palm of your hand. Regularly

This threads w@nk. He he

 

[new_trader]

Yes, but women with smaller breasts invariably are much more sensitive in that area and therefore more easily aroused.
But an ignoramus like you wouldn't know that, would you? You couldn't find a clit with a torch and a map.

A map? People under the age of 25 don't understand what that is. How about "You couldn't find a clit with an iPhone app!"

 

[DionysusToast]

GPS - G-Spot Positioning System

 

[Bint_Crusher]

Thanks people for brightening up my mornings trading but I fear some boring mod is gonna class this a lulz and remove it. Love to get with shewolf though.:idea:whistling

 

[shewolf]

Love to get with shewolf though.:idea:whistling

This may surprise you, but I can think of nothing worse than getting together with YOU.

You are obviously be a lousy sex partner because you clearly know nothing about how to please women

You are best to stay with the palm of your hand

 

[Bint_Crusher]

This may surprise you, but I can think of nothing worse than getting together with YOU.

You are obviously be a lousy sex partner because you clearly know nothing about how to please women

You are best to stay with the palm of your hand

C'mon wolfie, you're still thinking about it. My wife has fried egg boobs and I have no trouble in the sack dept.:whistling

 

[shewolf]

C'mon wolfie, you're still thinking about it. My wife has fried egg boobs and I have no trouble in the sack dept.:whistling

That's not what she is telling me. She says that you are still fumbling around in the dark and she has given up on you finding her pleasure spots.

I recommended to her that she give you a bigger map and a brighter torch

 

[Bint_Crusher]

That's not what she is telling me. She says that you are still fumbling around in the dark and she has given up on you finding her pleasure spots.

I recommended to her that she give you a bigger map and a brighter torch

Calm down dear. Its only with you that I'd need a bigger map because you come across as a huge monstrous MUNTERwhistling