Best Thread Joke of the day

[InterestedObserver]

And Married for Life.

 

[InterestedObserver]

Didn't know he was in Last of the Summer Wine.

 

[InterestedObserver]

Would like to catch up with that.

 

[Dick Lexic]

Paper is not dead -

 

[Dick Lexic]

winner of the homer simpson look-alike contest..

 

[ForexLion]

winner of the homer simpson look-alike contest..

What a picture!

 

[Atilla]

Is this funny or not?

BBC News - London skyscraper Walkie Talkie melts parts of Jaguar car

 

[barjon]

Is this funny or not?

BBC News - London skyscraper Walkie Talkie melts parts of Jaguar car

Only if it wasn't your Jaguar (or saddle on the bike that caught fire).

 

[Purple Brain]

Stewart Francis One Liners

When I was young my dad used to attack me with cameras. I still get flashbacks.

 

[Purple Brain]

More Stwart Francis

I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: “Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?”

 

[Purple Brain]

Stewart Francis One Liners - Link

Stewart Francis |   Just-One-Liners.com

 

[Pat494]

Cheerio to Frostie !

This could apply to Hadrian's Wall soon

 

[Purple Brain]

I suspect Obama would like to attract more Mexicans into the US right now. He'll need all the votes he can buy.

 

[Purple Brain]

True but Funny

Just keeping in touch with my partner, texted her and told her after a couple a good days in the market it was shoving marrows up my bottom today.

Her response: "Sell Marrows".

I can't help feeling she's got more trader nous than I ever will.

 

[Atilla]

 

[Dick Lexic]

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

 

[Dick Lexic]

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you *******!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

 

[Dick Lexic]

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

 

[Atilla]

Is this a joke or not? :-0

The National Memo » Iowa Debates Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind

 

[Purple Brain]

Is this a joke or not? :-0

The National Memo » Iowa Debates Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind

Have you ever been to Iowa? You'd be begging anyone to shoot you.

Mind you, the guide dogs must be incredibly well trained. "Left a bit. Up a bit".