Insults

hereward the wake

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I have noticed a few insults, swipes and barbs being hurled around this place so I thought I would open a thread where they are welcome. Don't hold back let it all out. I'll start the ball rolling you lilly livered dog farts. ;)
 

itspossible

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Atilla

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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

:LOL:
 

Atilla

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Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out :-0
 

alexaherself

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I have noticed a few insults, swipes and barbs being hurled around this place

"Woe, alas, what - in our house?!?!"

Surely no insults in Trade2Win, shock horror?! That couldn't possibly have any connection with the place being a ghost-town and having lost hundreds of members over the last few years, surely?????! :whistling :cry:

Between that and the never-ending, blatantly promotional, spammy posting, about which the moderators so consistently ignore all "reports", there'll soon be only you and myself left here, Hereward, you cantankerous old blatherskite. :eek:
 

Atilla

Legendary member
19,821 3,091
"Woe, alas, what - in our house?!?!"

Surely no insults in Trade2Win, shock horror?! That couldn't possibly have any connection with the place being a ghost-town and having lost hundreds of members over the last few years, surely?????! :whistling :cry:

Between that and the never-ending, blatantly promotional, spammy posting, about which the moderators so consistently ignore all "reports", there'll soon be only you and myself left here, Hereward, you cantankerous old blatherskite. :eek:


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A Dashing Blade

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Have this list in notepad ready to cut and paste into the chat window when on-line gaming . . .

Does your mummy know you're playing with the internet?

With your wit you should be on the stage. There's one leaving in 5 minutes.

Bless . . . he's 14 and thinks he has a 14" *****

That's the snappiest comeback you can think of?

You've never had a human girlfriend have you?

Hush child, adults are talking

Have you taken your medication today?

You the first in your family born without tail?

Your inferiority complex is fully justified.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

You are having delusions of competence.

When you get lost in thought, do you feel like a stranger?

I'd like to agree with you. But then we'd both be wrong.

Your mummy called you "special" when you were young didn't she?

It's hard to believe that you out-swam a million other sperm

Apart from being illiterate, unemployable and a moron what are your other good points?

Can you chew gum and walk a straight line at the same time?

Your bus leaves in 10 minutes... Be under it.

Come back when you've finish evolving

Lemme guess, your girlfriend's outside chewing the cud yes?

You & me in a fight, I choose grammar. What's your weapon?

There's no end to your wit mate - and no beginning either.
 
 
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